Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Pics of my HOOD!















Welcome to my hood! Green arrows UP is always positive. Don't mind the gang war or stray bullets wizzing by your head.















This is the Carnegie Library in Mount Vernon Square, it is now sits empty and is used in-frequently for parties. Homeless and street people sleep out back on top of the air conditioning fans.

















This is AV, the italian restaurant, a mere block from my hizzy. It's awesome. The owner made millions by selling so that a greedy developer can build overpriced condos, and limited commercial space. BTW, did I mention my neighborhood is a historic district??????

Awesome!!!!

Jesus Fricking Christ on a Crutch

Whats with the idiots in this city?

Fenty what are you gonna do? I want to know what the city has planned and how you are gonna keep me and my loved ones safe.....

This shit is ridiculous..

Monday, February 12, 2007

Random Pics!





























Music, Band, Fingering, Plucking, Bolophonics!!!!

IT'S TOUGH....

Like a second marriage or mistress.

The good news, the band that I left and then rejoined will be playing March 2nd at the Velvet Lounge. Not the ideal location, its so freaking dirty!!!!

So on my hiatus from the band, the remaining members recorded enough material to release an EP. Since I did not participate in the recording I have resigned to just being the bass player. Which is fine with me, the first time around I got tired giving my opinion and being told in a passive aggressive way that my idea of what makes good music was wrong. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bass player is the loneliest of all band members, not as cool or as big of a glory hound as the front man or inclined as the drummer. We bass players just pluck and finger rhythmically. Pluck and finger, finger and pluck. Oh life is difficult!!!!

Maybe its this loneliness that leads to the bass player acting out!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????

So anyway, we will be playing with J Forte and his secret pop band
YIPPPPPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


Anyway come out March 2nd to see the band that i am playing with again .

Myt!

Monday, February 05, 2007

Stardate 254X698-83ab-29-Z

This city's too hot! I am gonna go out, to the mountaintop.
-- Lee 'Scratch' Perry




Thank goodness for Connecticut, California, Nevada and Bermuda! We need a break from the fuckin' violence. We gotta get our heads together, see family and rest.

Bought a new camera. Not sure of all the bells and whistles. Looking for ease of use and certain uptodateness that our 'old' kodak could no longer provide.

Hopefully I can successfully upload the photos without the need of silly Canon software. Simplicity.

Talk about 21st century... I uploaded a full length movie onto the Nif's DELLPOD.







Sweet, the future!!




"LEAVE US BE!"















"Sucka MC!"

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Friday, February 02, 2007

UM Yeah Paranoia CHA CHA CHA!

Taken from one of the message boards I frequent:

your nutbar has been made, keep him away, tell him to stop calling friends, family, etcetera.

funny how with al your background checks, drug tests, personality profiles, that you people seem to always hire nutjobs, psychopaths and traitors. that's just the kind of folks your line of work attracts.

you have hacked the accounts from the pentagon and found nothing. run "global universal networkplace" and see who and what you are dealing with.

he told me he was working aarp and told others he was working for you and he told another he was working with the mossad.

wouldn't be surpirsed if he's got some opus dei too.

take a few deep breaths, oxygenate yourselves, and see if you can figure out that you are working at a disadvantage. P.Y.H.O.O.Y.A.

anyway, everyone who has been investigated by your issclown knows about it and you.

my number is 006, CS USNRC project GUN.

chain of command, fools. the protocols are still in effect. they did a great job.

ewige blumenkraft!

/morons

This comes from a person who claims to be able to control the weather and is the world's greatest theremin player. All I need to say is: Pepsi- IT's the one!

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Letter never sent to Moderator of Life in Mount Vernon Square Blog

Dear BIGBROTHER,

It's good to see that you are keeping up with the FULL NAMES ONLY crusade on the Life in Mount Vernon Square BLOG.

There are a couple of more posts that have been added that I wanted to bring to your attention, that do not use FULL NAMES. Most recently someone using the name Cary (not a FULL NAME) posted regarding Roby Chavez. (ed. note has since been removed?)

Finally, I wanted to make sure that the money I gave to the MVSNA for membership dues is not funding a hypocritcal BIG BROTHER scheme. Even though the Life in Mount Vernon Square BLOG is a prominent feature of the Mount Vernon Square Neighborhood Association website, I just want to make sure I don't financially support a group that condones censorship or the use of double standards.

Your response is appreciated.

Thanks

Ninjamonkey3000

The Lone White Hair

Discovered: one lone WHITE hair growing from my head....

Lost: one lone WHITE hair, went missing after a shampooing. Where did you go?

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Leroy Thorpe Kills Puppies

The Unamerican Race Rioter, LEROY THORPE, JR

Leroy Thorpe wants to incite a race riot if he is not elected ANC commish...........

Sadly at last night's ANC 2c meeting he also did not allow for the proceddings to be recorded or videoed. I say, maybe he should let someone else do the job, according to the linked audit ANC 2C has not done a very good job of keeping track of meeting minutes and money spent. This is of course according to the Office of the District of Columbia Auditor. Details.

Don't vote for Leroy Thorpe, he's better at cronyism, shouting down those who disagree, and being a BIGOT, than helping to further democracy in our own front yard.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Happy Birthday!! Check the IP, Alex!



Happy Birthday, sorry I missed your rip roaring bash at BC and then maybe DC9????

Anyway, I thought I would provide you with a picture of your lost love!!!

Anyone care for some theremin?

/rimshot

//backs up slowly

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

NinjaMonkey Head of the Class

I have enrolled in school after ten years out.

Majoring in business.

Unfortunately, not that many credits transfered, so I am taking mostly freshman courses right now.

I will be applying to grad school soon since I am at the head of the two classes I am currently taking. Though I have never taken a business course, it is all coming easy to me.

Its ridiculous how disinterested students are in the classes they are required to take. They are more interested in what is going to be on tests and not learning substance.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Friday, March 03, 2006

Gossip part deux

Sneaky leeky!!

What married rockstar is "messing around" with someone we all know???

Peter Tork maybe?????

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

THIS MADE ME GO HA HA!!

WORK SAFE, No Worries!!

Gossip!!

Why is gossip so much fun? Why do people feel the need to bestow guarded information onto others? Is it gossip if you blogged about it but did not reveal your sources and or victim?

Is it a sign of lonliness?
Is it a false show of power over someone?

What is worse?
Gossip about co-workers or gossip about friends and acquiantances?

Friday, February 24, 2006

Open Coffee Shop Sham Marriages

Popped into the local coffee shop today and noticed that an acquintances husband was chatting with a female friend. Nothing to freak about. But then there was that intimate moment when lovers brush their hands across one anothers hand and a sparkle can be seen in the eyes. Never have I witnessed this in a platonic relationship. Was I spying? Maybe, but this was a very public display in a near empty coffee shop at 10:00 o'clock in the AM.

SO my question, is my acquiantance's marriage open or on the rocks, and furthermore when does an open marriage turn into a sham marriage? If it is a sham and she doesn't know, I feel for my acquiantance. But if it is a truly open marriage, then why can't I get play from her!!! HA!!!!

HA!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

friend v. acquaintance

ac·quain·tance (-kwntns)n.
Knowledge of a person acquired by a relationship less intimate than friendship.
A relationship based on such knowledge: struck up an acquaintance with our new neighbor.
A person whom one knows.
Knowledge or information about something or someone: has a passing acquaintance with Chinese history.


friend (frnd)n.
A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.
One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the clean air movement.
Friend A member of the Society of Friends; a Quaker.

Just because I have shared libations with or attended a couple of parties with people does not mean I am their friend. An acquaintance is a perfect way to classify a relationship between two people who rarely see each, chat ocasionally online and never talk offline in the real world. What's so wrong with the title of acquintance. It's a lot better than THAT CUNT BITCH!!

Jesus Christ people, are we no longer allowed to use a three syllable word to describe a relationship?

Sunday, February 12, 2006


Yeah I have a My Space page for my "music" project!
not rockzilla but close.....

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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Mighty Attends a Rally

Little did you know, but Mighty is all for fighting for the little person, the downtrodden, the spit upon, those who's rights are dangled above them like a giant catnip filled cat toy...
When ever there is an opportunity for me to lend a hand in showing THE MAN what's what I like to throw my weight around. Below I have included a pic of me helping out some of my peeps at a recent protest..

All I have to say is FIGHT THE POWER..... Tru dat Chuck!!!!!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Mighty's 7th Grade class picture found..


7th GRade Class Picture Posted by Picasa

Not my finest or least offensive moment, but definitely my moment; can you find me?

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Springer's State of the Union

I swear, every time the politicos stood to applaud Bush, I heard them chanting "Jerry Jerry Jerry!"

Monday, January 30, 2006

Saturday January 28th or as i like to call it DEERHOOF Saturday

Holy moly.

So Thursday or Wednesday or someday, Debbie emailed me to let me know that she signed her kid (Jack) up to attend the filming of a Pancake Moutain session, and she wanted me to join them as Uncle Mighty! The best part is that DEERHOOF was to be the rock group featured. I had planned on seeing them Saturday evening at the Black Cat, but could not pass the opportunity to dance like a wacky guy for a kiddy dance tv show!!

SO I threw on my silver dancing shoes, donned my green jacket and wrapped myself in an orange scarf and ran down to the Warehouse Next Door....... Not only was I greeted by millions of little children and their yuppy rents, but a mulitude DC hipsters fucks as well. The two Ians were representing. You know the types, they go to shows just to be seen and not hear the music.Ms. Garnet you know who you are!!!...But need I digress?????



















So Deerhoof played the rock, I danced amongst scores of preteen kids and all was happy. BESTEST of all they played my favorite song, not once but threee times on Saturday, Gore In Rut or as all the kids called it the Bunny Song. Twice it was played during the filming then once as part of their encore at the Adult only performance at the Black Cat. Awesome awesome awesome.
My oh my Deerhoof Saturday was great.

Saturday, January 28, 2006


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Mighty the Crime Fighter photo contest announced!


Ever wanted a life time supply of Depends Adult Diapers or an army of robotic fire ants?

Now is you chance.... Send your photos of Mighty fighting crime or taking a bite out of crime now for your chance to win!!!

Our first submission was received from our crime fighting Ute representative in the holy land. He was kind enough to take time from smiting the heathen Mormons to create the lovily picture to our left. If you can do better or you have a picture of the mighty Mighty in his finest hour of fighting crime, send it in quick.... Contest ends soon!!!

Friday, January 27, 2006

1103 5th Street Drug market open for business, I AM LOVING IT!


isn't it ironic that there is a police station acrossthe street form 1103 5th Street.
The happenings of this evening:
Came home around 12:00 to find a dark african americangoing through the the back of someone's white pick uptruck. I imediately called 311 to report a suspiscouscharacter. As I was on the phone he propostioned mywife for a blow job claiming he was "just a homeless guy looking for a place to sleep and get some". I have seen this gentleman in the neighborhood many times coming and going from the 1103 5th street house. and needless to say he was high as a kite. You will be able to recognize this gentleman by hisvery distinct high cheek bones,and almost square face. When he noticed I was on the phone he casually walkeddown 5th, across New York to L street, i m sure to go get his BLOW JOB.

I AM LOVING IT.

With in 3 minutes of the 'cheek bone avenger' leavingI witnessed a dark green toyota camry (mid to late90's) drop someone off at 1103 to pick up some of the"good stuff". The Dark green camry was kind enough topark on the corner before the alley as he waited forhis buddy. Lucky for me, he was kind enough to stayaround long enough so I could get his plate.
Maryland MNM 322. Sure enough his buddy popped out of1103 within minutes.
He was even kind enough to say"Good Evening"

I AM LOVING THIS, THE TWEAKERS AND THE JUNKIES ARE SO FRIENDLY.

Again, to recap a Dark Green Toyota Camry, Maryland plates MNM 322.
Look for it and be sure to say HELLO!
Second night in a row that I have had to call the POLICE.
They love me.
Can't wait to get my frequent flyer card from the DC Police!!

Monday, December 19, 2005

Christmas Crazy!!
















I actually use the term Holiday.. So maybe I should change the title of this entry to Holiday Hoopla.


Was in Target the other day, who did I see staring at me from the toy box, but Idle Hands kid.

Yeah super model 5 year old. I am guessing he will get what ever he wants for xmas this year! And of course I am sure he will use the money to build his own planet! With the help of a talking t0ol bench anything is possible.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Thursday, November 17, 2005

The world's ugliest sweater

Good Morning!! In the mood to go deer hunting? Well do I have a treat for you. I was lucky enough to walk out of the house with out letting my lovely bride notice that I wore the world's ugliest sweater.

Origins: Unknown

Was it a present, a thrift store find, who knows? A gift from the heavens probably. I usually only get out of the house wearing this maybe once a season.








Dad was right, we are nothing more than trailer trash, who happen to have a gas station named after them.











Believe it or not, we smell of deer urine!

Monday, November 14, 2005

Uh Huh!!!

Who said mechanics needed to know proper grammar & English?

Cat #1.
Cat #2
Dark and Stormy AV


So I thought about posting about how all my friends are trying to fuck each other (literally, figuratively, symbolically, and spiritually) and then freaking about said fucking action or maybe posting about the ingestion of drugs in public, or posting about how I have a lack of true male friends or about how bad I smell after not showering for 48 hours, but then I decided against it!

Instead, take a look at these photos I took with my mobile phone!

Jill likes to draw on her belly!

My niece, the bathing beauty!

Crucified and electrified!

Just crucified!

Driving to Pittsburgh!




Thursday, November 10, 2005

Quote from a friend!

I shed a tear a moment ago when i read this. I liked it so much I had to immortalize it here.

  • "is ok little buddy. if i had a practice space i'd be in a band with ya and we could do drugz and write crazy person music!"

Even though it is full of bad grammar and some missspellings, the sentiment is there. I seriously did shed a tear.

Trading Spouses

Yeah I know!

Giving obese, ugly, American christians a bad name. Intolerant Ignorant Bitch. Funny stuff search for the video link.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Cats are Stupid

Yeah, they might fool 95% of the human population into thinking they are more intelligent than a MENSA member. But, I am onto them. They are no smarter than your common house fly and nothing more than good actors.

Check it!

and this!

VIVA LA CANADA

Why can't i be in a band that produces fun interesting music?
These guys didnt feel the need to drink beer from a shoe to make the show more fun and interesting.

I say VIVA LA CANADA.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Beware

If this man tries to sell you a $100 belt, walk away slowly. Though he won't bite he might pass on his sense of style. (Which I have to say is quite stylish)
To bad the dam belt fell apart 2 weeks into owning it!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny, I can't get you out of my mind!



Obviously!

also there is this: http://music.ibiblio.org/pub/multimedia/puzzle/deerhoof/256/gore_in_rut.mp3

That was not heart of Palm


Guess what I am back!

I think the title adequetly explains the look in the picture.

The Buffet at Bellagio is fine. Just don't try the Heart of Palm, you will truly be dissappointed.

Question do you still tip 15% to 20% if all the waitress did was bring you sodas and waters? (note to self & future tippers, I never had to ask for a refill)

Monday, July 11, 2005

picture on a blog....will it work

























July 4th Celebration on July 2... so awesome....

the pool is filled with Ramen........wrestling in ramen ain't all that it is cracked up to be....

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

PaRTY party PartTY

Spent the July 4th Weekend drunk and happy..

Actually the word is buzzed, for I never lost my balance nor did I worship at the porcelin altar.

Shoes were sipped from, boobies were seen, trampolines were bounced on and Ramen wrestling was watched.

Those Killloggs/Dirtfarm folks sure know how to PArty.

I was also thoroughly educated on what it is to be a PUNK ROCK ARTIST by the one and only Elaine Clark, she's such a sweety, even if she woke with grass in her mouth.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Dear Anonymous Poster

Who's the f**kW*d now?

BTW

How's Momma?

Have you thrown her from the train?

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Kids Rock Ethiopian Non Rock Casablanca

sidewalk chalk and water came together on saturday to form an amalgous mess of bleedy pinks, blues and yellows on the slate at Rock and Romp to the sounds of Gist, Carol Bui and Laura Burhenn, which was lost to superhero trio of Marcos, JP and Jake. Ideally the should have been thwarting the attacks on the hall justice by the stripped shirted villian. But alas every hero has his flaw, and their flaw just happened to be CHALK.
After much debate and cancelled movie plans the real kids decide to eat and drink ethiopian. While others decided to see a geriatric rcok band, I walked home to view Casablanca for the first time.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Blogs

Mommy blogs?
Comfy Clogs?
Lumpy Dogs?
Yummy Grogs?
Pass a log?


Have I entered a world of the domestic executive?

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Not only 'am I a geek, but a total LAMO!

I watched Amber and Rob's Wedding;

AND LIKED IT!!!
At least I didn't have a hard on, oh wait, nevermind :(

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Monday, May 16, 2005

To all your questions!!!

I Just Don't Know Any More!!

In other news, I am geeking out on Wednesday by waiting in line for Star Wars, I have tickets and a light sabre that will hold my place in line..... Who is a geek? I am!!!!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Anti-Gas Pellets

Sorry for not posting but the last week or two have been hectic..
Both sets of parents in town.
Birthdays to plan (my own)
And rock shows to attend. (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CHECK OUT DEERHOOF IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE)
Rockshows to perform in..(We played the Make-out Party number 7.)

I have the odd habit of forgetting to eat dinner...Luckily, my girl Ginger(nickname pronounced he English way not the Gilligan island way) reminded me by calling at 10:30 to say she was gonna stay a little late at work.

With little options and no cash I decided to cook up the can of refried beans that had been staring me down the past couple of days.

Gassy foods and I (probably everyone as well) make for inconvenient smells, sounds and vapors. Luckily I remembered to ingest a couple of those new-fangled anti-gas pellets.

A night that should have been full of music, blandly moved forward with nary a sound or stink.

Three cheers for the anti-gas pellets!.....

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

we need a leader?

where have all our cultural leaders gone?

uncorrupted and not bought & sold by big business?

Why am I not a citizen any more?
Is anyone else sickened by the fact that our "leaders" now consider us as consumers and voting blocks and not american citizens?

we need a leader, who will be the first to use his empty Coke bottle as a Molotov Cocktail?
that'll be my leader, I'll gladly buy his shoes!

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

I'm on the phone, bitch!

This thing up to my ear is what is known as a phone. It allows people to communicate with each other over long distances. It is very difficult for me to understand what you are saying when I am on it talking about projects and the like with our colleagues.

Nice try with the, "I didn't see you were on it." Next time, look at me and I am sure you will notice the plastic handset placed up against my face. I'm not just talking to myself for fun...

Friday, April 22, 2005

Target Revisited

The people who don't watch Survivor, CSI and ER are weird... They tend to congregate at Target and buy smelly candles...

Note to self when shopping for smelly candles DO NOT place nose to candle in an attempt to smelly the plastic scent... Hundreds, if not thousand, have done the same thing before you arrived.....Thank goodness I never buy smelly candles...

Is it just me or do the new Star Wars action figures look like cheap black market knock offs of the originals???(circa 1978) what's the deal.........

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Recognized

So, wow, I am famous!!!
Not really...

I have been toiling away in this rock band for over a year now.

Saturday night, party time at Herr Docktor Doom's, in conversation with some one I had never met before she says to me
"I know you"
To which I reply
"oh really?"
"Are you in Shoddy Workmanship" (another band, that we have played with before).
I attempt to correct her by saying,
"Well no, put my band has played with them..."
Before I could finish my sentence she blurts out the $64,000 answer.

"THE BOLOPHONICS, oh I love you guys."

One word....

Awesome!

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Ode to a little piece of plastic

Oh, tiny chunk of plastic
You're black and coarse and you felt like a boulder
My was I surprised when you fell from my ear onto my shoulder!

Monday, April 11, 2005

messing with the B O Double S

El Jefe has the perculiar Obsessive Compulsive routine of spray waxing the conference table and neatly organizing periodicals, outside my office, so that their edges run parallel to the desk edges. Little devil me decided to make sure that one of the periodicals was skewed. So far I have seen him pass my door 3 times to inspect said periodical.

Apparently...

... the Marburg/Ebola outbreak in Angola is not a good subject to chuckle about.

Then again I wasn't the one who was at work until 1:00 AM on a Sunday Night.


Come on now people, let me know when my grammar is awful.

The edit tool is quite useful.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Why you be hatin'?

First, I need to give a shout out to a random citizen, this angel is one of the few good peeps in the DC environ. Thanks for visiting and I hope you read/visit again.

Second, is it me or is there a lot of negativity in the good music out there. Fine example..Fine song.. Beats, they got them! Mu, why she so angry? Out of breach.

Have a good weekend!

The rock that didn't happen

playing a lizard lounge show is not ideal
first it's in Alexandria, the rockinist town ever (god I wish they created a sarcasm font.)
second it is a multi-level beer hall, where folks are more interested in getting their drink on to the sounds of Kenny Chesney (sic?) then listening to a bunch of indie poppers.
third the rock was certainly not going to be felt, we were opening for a supposed R&B band that has the same name as a congressman. Nothing says rock when you share the name of a congressman.

Coupe detat, is the only description I can give. The majority of the band (read the whole band) said lets drop the show.

Emails were exchanged with the promoter, and as it turns out he apologizes to us for putting us on a bill with a groop that sounds nothing like us. So he let us cancel at the last minute. Plus he promised to give us a couple more shows at a later date.

Now, granted that is a very generous thing for him to do, but it ain't like we are the Wedding Present or even Lejeune. Then again neither of those bands would be caught in shit hole like the Lizard Lounge.

Remind me sometime to tell you about their bathroom...

Thursday, April 07, 2005

sick

so sick of being sick.

what's worse is... i'm not really sick, I am sure it is just a bad allergy problem to the new spores, molds, and pollen flying about. Luckily pressure in my head is not to bad. But my lungs are gunked up with fluid and snot.

sick so sick...

let's get sick is how I wanna spend my day.........I love you Matsumi Kanamori, erhmm and you to Maurice Fulton.

Thanks to Sucka for sending me the link to Congotronics, wow is all I can say.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Happiness is... (part deux)

...almost passing out in Ikea.

why is that happiness, you must ask?

It just means that I was in no condition to go to work the next day.
After calling the office to say I wouldn't be stumbling into work, I slept until 3:00PM and awoke just in time to view Judge Joe Brown and Judge Judy work their magic on the trailer trash of these United States.
Didn't even touch a computer until 5:00PM. At which point I wish I hadn't.

Happiness is not an electric drum set!!

Monday, April 04, 2005

Happiness is....

being seated at 2:25 PM in a restuarant that closes at 2:30 PM.

Thanks Sushi Aoi. We love you. Next time we will be sure to arrive sooner.

Why is it?

The bigger, the uglier and the older you are the amount of noxious perfume or cologne rises exponentially.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Belated April Fools

So its Saturday early evening and I am listening to music.

Gives me hope for monotone!

COPS is about to come on soon. I love COPS, I watch because I look forward to the possibility of seeing people I know running from the PO-PO. Living in North Carolina, New Mexico and Kentucky, you sure do meet a lot of interesting folks who will do anything to become famous.

My hats off to Sucka for pulling off a brilliant first of April prank. You are one of the only in DC to have an actual sense of humor, The Saviours be damned.

My hats off to Junebug McQueen for her most excellant first of April prank. All I can say is we're expecting around October 31. Happy Halloween!!

Never got into Helium, but Lucy is amazing!

Friday, April 01, 2005

Jerking off into the Connecticut River

I painfully sat through a story my boss told about a guy who on a regular basis masturbated into the Connecticut River, while on a bridge, making sure that his 'SEED' went downstream. Oddly enough the story morphed into a conversation about the inappropriate and unprofessional office behavior of our Methadone loving controller.

I feel as though I work on the set of THE OFFICE!

Thursday, March 31, 2005

oh to be 8, 9 or 10 again!

Had it and now I want it back!

Is it wrong...

... to choose a vulgarity as a password??

How do you make up your passwords? Old address, pet's birthdate?

Speaking of wrong, but it is oh so funny!!

And another thing, what is with good bar bands sounding like other more popular bands? The phenom of coldradioplayhead type bands is really lame. If your musicians are good, why not write something that sounds original???

I'm just mad 'cause Ginger was all about how cute their singer was. Turns out he was making moves. I found the concealed sticker she got, for free, from him. First Les Savy Fav and now Rantings of Eva!!! I mean come on Ginger stick with the bigger more establish Williamsburg Band, dont' slum around for the band from Georgia. Remember the last good thing to come out outa Georgia, shudder!

Another thing, what's with the three tiers of effects pedals.....Offender! It still sounds like a guitar!! And another thang lose the Flash on your website, it reaks of state fair wanna be. But your singer is hot, so you got one good thing going for you!

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Legos, Absinthe and beer hunting

Friends of the us here at the Ninja Monkey Bat Cave HQ hold an annual beer hunt every easter (or as close to it as possible) since they both work in theatre it is usually the monday following easter.
I always look forward to visiting with Jim and Christine because they never stopped playing with legos. Jim has acquired enough Star Wars oriented legos to film another 3 episodes. I found myself on his couch with the various Star Wars space ships all assembled in their Lego goodness mimicking the sound or what I thought to be the sound of these imaginary intergalatic flyers. Oh the joy.....
Well as you guessed it instead of hunting for eggs, Jim and Christine took the time to hide alcoholic beverages around their tiny apartment for their guests to search. Yipppeee..... Imagine 7 people tearing apart their shoe box of an apartment in search of mini bottles of beer and hard liquor. Behind legos walls. Inside stuff animals. Behind books. Under couch cushions.

In reward for our fine hunting, not only did we get to keep the mini bottle of beer and liquor, but Jim treated us to Absinthe (ritual and all).

Nothing beats playing Star Wars with an Absinthe buzz.