The day with out a mobile smart phone

Will the world end?
doubtful
Will I miss interesting calls?
prolly not
Will I be able to figure out how much to tip at lunch?
NOPE
Will I be able to check my three email accounts like chamber maid with OCD?
definitely not gonna happen
Will I be able to play backgammon?
SHIT< FUCK>GODDAMM MUTHERFUCKER PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Committing suicide now.....