Thursday, October 05, 2006

Leroy Thorpe Kills Puppies

The Unamerican Race Rioter, LEROY THORPE, JR

Leroy Thorpe wants to incite a race riot if he is not elected ANC commish...........

Sadly at last night's ANC 2c meeting he also did not allow for the proceddings to be recorded or videoed. I say, maybe he should let someone else do the job, according to the linked audit ANC 2C has not done a very good job of keeping track of meeting minutes and money spent. This is of course according to the Office of the District of Columbia Auditor. Details.

Don't vote for Leroy Thorpe, he's better at cronyism, shouting down those who disagree, and being a BIGOT, than helping to further democracy in our own front yard.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Happy Birthday!! Check the IP, Alex!



Happy Birthday, sorry I missed your rip roaring bash at BC and then maybe DC9????

Anyway, I thought I would provide you with a picture of your lost love!!!

Anyone care for some theremin?

/rimshot

//backs up slowly

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

NinjaMonkey Head of the Class

I have enrolled in school after ten years out.

Majoring in business.

Unfortunately, not that many credits transfered, so I am taking mostly freshman courses right now.

I will be applying to grad school soon since I am at the head of the two classes I am currently taking. Though I have never taken a business course, it is all coming easy to me.

Its ridiculous how disinterested students are in the classes they are required to take. They are more interested in what is going to be on tests and not learning substance.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Gossip part deux

Sneaky leeky!!

What married rockstar is "messing around" with someone we all know???

Peter Tork maybe?????

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

THIS MADE ME GO HA HA!!

WORK SAFE, No Worries!!

Gossip!!

Why is gossip so much fun? Why do people feel the need to bestow guarded information onto others? Is it gossip if you blogged about it but did not reveal your sources and or victim?

Is it a sign of lonliness?
Is it a false show of power over someone?

What is worse?
Gossip about co-workers or gossip about friends and acquiantances?

Friday, February 24, 2006

Open Coffee Shop Sham Marriages

Popped into the local coffee shop today and noticed that an acquintances husband was chatting with a female friend. Nothing to freak about. But then there was that intimate moment when lovers brush their hands across one anothers hand and a sparkle can be seen in the eyes. Never have I witnessed this in a platonic relationship. Was I spying? Maybe, but this was a very public display in a near empty coffee shop at 10:00 o'clock in the AM.

SO my question, is my acquiantance's marriage open or on the rocks, and furthermore when does an open marriage turn into a sham marriage? If it is a sham and she doesn't know, I feel for my acquiantance. But if it is a truly open marriage, then why can't I get play from her!!! HA!!!!

HA!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

friend v. acquaintance

ac·quain·tance (-kwntns)n.
Knowledge of a person acquired by a relationship less intimate than friendship.
A relationship based on such knowledge: struck up an acquaintance with our new neighbor.
A person whom one knows.
Knowledge or information about something or someone: has a passing acquaintance with Chinese history.


friend (frnd)n.
A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.
One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the clean air movement.
Friend A member of the Society of Friends; a Quaker.

Just because I have shared libations with or attended a couple of parties with people does not mean I am their friend. An acquaintance is a perfect way to classify a relationship between two people who rarely see each, chat ocasionally online and never talk offline in the real world. What's so wrong with the title of acquintance. It's a lot better than THAT CUNT BITCH!!

Jesus Christ people, are we no longer allowed to use a three syllable word to describe a relationship?

Sunday, February 12, 2006


Yeah I have a My Space page for my "music" project!
not rockzilla but close.....

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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Mighty Attends a Rally

Little did you know, but Mighty is all for fighting for the little person, the downtrodden, the spit upon, those who's rights are dangled above them like a giant catnip filled cat toy...
When ever there is an opportunity for me to lend a hand in showing THE MAN what's what I like to throw my weight around. Below I have included a pic of me helping out some of my peeps at a recent protest..

All I have to say is FIGHT THE POWER..... Tru dat Chuck!!!!!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Mighty's 7th Grade class picture found..


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Not my finest or least offensive moment, but definitely my moment; can you find me?

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Springer's State of the Union

I swear, every time the politicos stood to applaud Bush, I heard them chanting "Jerry Jerry Jerry!"

Monday, January 30, 2006

Saturday January 28th or as i like to call it DEERHOOF Saturday

Holy moly.

So Thursday or Wednesday or someday, Debbie emailed me to let me know that she signed her kid (Jack) up to attend the filming of a Pancake Moutain session, and she wanted me to join them as Uncle Mighty! The best part is that DEERHOOF was to be the rock group featured. I had planned on seeing them Saturday evening at the Black Cat, but could not pass the opportunity to dance like a wacky guy for a kiddy dance tv show!!

SO I threw on my silver dancing shoes, donned my green jacket and wrapped myself in an orange scarf and ran down to the Warehouse Next Door....... Not only was I greeted by millions of little children and their yuppy rents, but a mulitude DC hipsters fucks as well. The two Ians were representing. You know the types, they go to shows just to be seen and not hear the music.Ms. Garnet you know who you are!!!...But need I digress?????



















So Deerhoof played the rock, I danced amongst scores of preteen kids and all was happy. BESTEST of all they played my favorite song, not once but threee times on Saturday, Gore In Rut or as all the kids called it the Bunny Song. Twice it was played during the filming then once as part of their encore at the Adult only performance at the Black Cat. Awesome awesome awesome.
My oh my Deerhoof Saturday was great.

Saturday, January 28, 2006


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Mighty the Crime Fighter photo contest announced!


Ever wanted a life time supply of Depends Adult Diapers or an army of robotic fire ants?

Now is you chance.... Send your photos of Mighty fighting crime or taking a bite out of crime now for your chance to win!!!

Our first submission was received from our crime fighting Ute representative in the holy land. He was kind enough to take time from smiting the heathen Mormons to create the lovily picture to our left. If you can do better or you have a picture of the mighty Mighty in his finest hour of fighting crime, send it in quick.... Contest ends soon!!!

Friday, January 27, 2006

1103 5th Street Drug market open for business, I AM LOVING IT!


isn't it ironic that there is a police station acrossthe street form 1103 5th Street.
The happenings of this evening:
Came home around 12:00 to find a dark african americangoing through the the back of someone's white pick uptruck. I imediately called 311 to report a suspiscouscharacter. As I was on the phone he propostioned mywife for a blow job claiming he was "just a homeless guy looking for a place to sleep and get some". I have seen this gentleman in the neighborhood many times coming and going from the 1103 5th street house. and needless to say he was high as a kite. You will be able to recognize this gentleman by hisvery distinct high cheek bones,and almost square face. When he noticed I was on the phone he casually walkeddown 5th, across New York to L street, i m sure to go get his BLOW JOB.

I AM LOVING IT.

With in 3 minutes of the 'cheek bone avenger' leavingI witnessed a dark green toyota camry (mid to late90's) drop someone off at 1103 to pick up some of the"good stuff". The Dark green camry was kind enough topark on the corner before the alley as he waited forhis buddy. Lucky for me, he was kind enough to stayaround long enough so I could get his plate.
Maryland MNM 322. Sure enough his buddy popped out of1103 within minutes.
He was even kind enough to say"Good Evening"

I AM LOVING THIS, THE TWEAKERS AND THE JUNKIES ARE SO FRIENDLY.

Again, to recap a Dark Green Toyota Camry, Maryland plates MNM 322.
Look for it and be sure to say HELLO!
Second night in a row that I have had to call the POLICE.
They love me.
Can't wait to get my frequent flyer card from the DC Police!!