Thursday, November 17, 2005

The world's ugliest sweater

Good Morning!! In the mood to go deer hunting? Well do I have a treat for you. I was lucky enough to walk out of the house with out letting my lovely bride notice that I wore the world's ugliest sweater.

Origins: Unknown

Was it a present, a thrift store find, who knows? A gift from the heavens probably. I usually only get out of the house wearing this maybe once a season.

Dad was right, we are nothing more than trailer trash, who happen to have a gas station named after them.

Believe it or not, we smell of deer urine!

Monday, November 14, 2005

Uh Huh!!!

Who said mechanics needed to know proper grammar & English?

Cat #1.
Cat #2
Dark and Stormy AV

So I thought about posting about how all my friends are trying to fuck each other (literally, figuratively, symbolically, and spiritually) and then freaking about said fucking action or maybe posting about the ingestion of drugs in public, or posting about how I have a lack of true male friends or about how bad I smell after not showering for 48 hours, but then I decided against it!

Instead, take a look at these photos I took with my mobile phone!

Jill likes to draw on her belly!

My niece, the bathing beauty!

Crucified and electrified!

Just crucified!

Driving to Pittsburgh!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Quote from a friend!

I shed a tear a moment ago when i read this. I liked it so much I had to immortalize it here.

  • "is ok little buddy. if i had a practice space i'd be in a band with ya and we could do drugz and write crazy person music!"

Even though it is full of bad grammar and some missspellings, the sentiment is there. I seriously did shed a tear.

Trading Spouses

Yeah I know!

Giving obese, ugly, American christians a bad name. Intolerant Ignorant Bitch. Funny stuff search for the video link.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Cats are Stupid

Yeah, they might fool 95% of the human population into thinking they are more intelligent than a MENSA member. But, I am onto them. They are no smarter than your common house fly and nothing more than good actors.

Check it!

and this!


Why can't i be in a band that produces fun interesting music?
These guys didnt feel the need to drink beer from a shoe to make the show more fun and interesting.


Tuesday, November 08, 2005


If this man tries to sell you a $100 belt, walk away slowly. Though he won't bite he might pass on his sense of style. (Which I have to say is quite stylish)
To bad the dam belt fell apart 2 weeks into owning it!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny, I can't get you out of my mind!


also there is this:

That was not heart of Palm

Guess what I am back!

I think the title adequetly explains the look in the picture.

The Buffet at Bellagio is fine. Just don't try the Heart of Palm, you will truly be dissappointed.

Question do you still tip 15% to 20% if all the waitress did was bring you sodas and waters? (note to self & future tippers, I never had to ask for a refill)