Monday, December 31, 2007

Friday, December 21, 2007

Browsing the inflight safety manual....

Ballerina bracing for mid-air catastrophe???


Happy holidays ya'll!!
Bad Magic!!
when its all over you will be amazed

Thursday, December 13, 2007

DJ Ninjamonkey3000

I will be DJing at Craft Mutiny's Holiday Booty Market this coming Saturday from 4 to 6.
Stop By!

I haven't been a DJ in a while (since college), what should I play?
Send in you requests now, don't delay!!!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Bobby Boswell Traded

Just learned that Bobby Boswell of DC United has been traded to Houston. Boswell, 2006 Defender of the Year, had a rough season this past year and spent a lot of time on the bench due to on the pitch inconsistencies (it happens). Say what you will of his playing abilty, and his media whoredom, but Bobby is a genuine down to earth guy. Probably one of the easiest sports personalities to have a conversation with.

I wish him the best of luck in Houston.

Below is a video of Bobby and I singing to my friend Caroline, a REAL Bobby Boswell fan... Who's cheer, "Bobby's Hotter" echoed throughout RFK during the DC v LA game (Beckham's premiere).

Monday, December 10, 2007

Jack Evans is interested....

Received the following "press release" for IMMEDIATE RELEASE:


Council of the District of Columbia

Office of Councilmember Jack Evans

The John A. Wilson Building , 1350 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW , Washington , DC 20004

____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______

For Immediate Release: December 10, 2007

Contact: Sean Metcalf, Director of Communications, 202-724-8058

Evans Looking Forward to OCFO’s Audit Committee Results

( Washington , DC ) Today, Councilmember Jack Evans attended the DC Chief Financial Officer’s introductory meeting of the Audit Committee to review the financial management and internal controls of the Office of the Chief Financial Officer (OCFO). The Committee’s mission is to review the performance of the OCFO and its function in each District agency. Over the next three years, the Committee will provide quarterly reports on its findings and recommendations.

“This is a great step in gaining a better understanding of how the Chief Financial Officer interacts with each agency and, which controls are working or failing,” Evans said. “I look forward to reviewing the data, which will be provided in the upcoming months.”

The Audit Committee includes:

* Sheldon Cohen, Chair (Director at Farr, Miller & Washington, LLP);
* Donald H. Chapin (Retired, Director of Auditing, Arthur Young & Company);
* John Hill (Chief Executive Officer of the Federal City Council);
* James Hudson (Retired, Chairman of the JAH Development) ; and
* Irving Pollack (Of Counsel, Fulbright & Jaworski).

The next meeting of the Audit Committee will be December 20, 2007.

Not only is he spamming community "Yahoo Groups" but he is setting himself up to be the savior (if only in the eyes of the plebes of ward 2) by placing himself as far removed from the shit storm that is taking place at the OTR and OCFO. It is hard for me to believe that as chair of the committee of finance and revenue he is looking for
"better understanding of how the Chief Financial Officer interacts with each agency and, which controls are working or failing”

Maybe if Mr. Evans focused on being a Councilman instead of taking part time jobs (with potential conflict of interest issues) he would have a better understanding. Though I am fairly confident he has a clear understanding of the situation the city, OTR and OCFO are currently in.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Attention Men with Thinning Hair:

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just by using it once every 90 days,
its not a daily regiment,
or twice daily regiment
who has the time for that nonsense?
Just use Procede every 90 days and it works.

Giuseppe Franco

I don't own the company,
I don't know anything about it.
I just know that this is the greatest product ever
for the appearance of your thinning hair.
Look stop hiding your hair under these caps.
Stop denying your hair looks bad
and Do something about it.
You could be on the road to fuller thicker hair
Right Now!
by getting on a Procede Program.

I'm Giuseppe Franco,
I'm not putting my name on the line for something the doesn't work.

Giuseppe Franco

My hair looks thicker,
because it is thicker.
This is my real hair!
That's what so great about Procede.
Some Guy.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Metro Kills

not for the faint of heart.

Mr. Kolako was sentenced today to two 6 month sentences for the Valentine's Day 2006 accident that killed two pedestrians; Martha Schoenborn and her next door neighbor Sally McGhee. Supposedly they were on their way to Woolly to see a show.

Notice how the bus driven by Mr. Kolako accelerates through the two.


Were two 6 month sentences enough?

MOD NOTE: My friend Puja brought me to the link, but it turns out the DCist had advertised this link earlier. I guess I need to read the DCist more often.