In the time that we last talked, I have done the following
- Missed the Virgin Fest due to 102 degree temperature, sorry chk chk chk
- Admitted to Providence Hospital due to temperature
- Was infused with enough antibiotics to kill a small nation
- Battled with R2Drug2, Providence Hospital's drug bot
- Bought an electric mower
- Mowed my lawn
- "OOOOOed and AHHHHHed" over a praying mantis *see below picture of said mantis on my garage
- DID NOT CELEBRATE, REMEMBER, nor FORGOT 9/11
- Did not eat at the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut
- finished painting the two smallest rooms in my house
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