Will the world end?
Will I miss interesting calls?
Will I be able to figure out how much to tip at lunch?
Will I be able to check my three email accounts like chamber maid with OCD?
definitely not gonna happen
Will I be able to play backgammon?
SHIT< FUCK>GODDAMM MUTHERFUCKER PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Committing suicide now.....