Will the world end?
doubtful
Will I miss interesting calls?
prolly not
Will I be able to figure out how much to tip at lunch?
NOPE
Will I be able to check my three email accounts like chamber maid with OCD?
definitely not gonna happen
Will I be able to play backgammon?
SHIT< FUCK>GODDAMM MUTHERFUCKER PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Committing suicide now.....
Friday, October 14, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Occupy Wall Street: Farming is Direct Action
First let me state, I am one of the 99% and I support the OWS movement. The above picture, by Lee Ranaldo, clearly states my position on what should be done. All the over educated under employed protesters on Wall Street who went to college and are having difficulty paying their student loans, let me suggest the following (and please do not take offense). Note, I want this movement to grow and consume the rest of America.
How about we, the under employed/over educated Occupy Wall Street protesters seek employment on America's farms as farm hands, in America's non-union factories on the line, in America's ditches as ditch diggers or in America's fast food emporiums. Bring this cause to the under educated working class in order that they may learn and join this movement. This movement need not be so selfish, as I see a lot of the OWS who want THEIR student loans forgiven, THEIR pay from corporate America to increase. Could this not be the same selfishness that is giving Wall Street and Corporate America the power they yield at a cost to us? I ask in all honesty, what about the REAL 99%, the working poor, the fast food emporium burger flipper, the chain store mall worker, or the migrant farm hand. A majority of the over educated OWS protesters were educated and prepped to work in the very companies that have their hands in the Wall Street coffers.
To you I say, Take direct action!
Get your hands dirty!
Thank you Lee Ranaldo for the use of your picture. More of Lee Ranaldo's Occupy Wall Street photos can be found on Sonic Youth's website.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Netflix: Waffles and Flip Flops
How Netflix continues to have any customers currently is beyond me.....
Customer confidence in this one time champion of the progressive online business model is at an all time low. I predict CEO Reed Hastings will be gone before the year's end. If the plans for his removal are not currently in the works they should be...
Netflix CEO Hastings on Qwikster spinoff: Just kidding!
Netflix Puts a Swift End to Qwikster Reed Hastings Is No Steve Jobs
Wednesday, October 05, 2011
Tuesday, October 04, 2011
From our heroes Occupy Wall Street; who are occupying Wall Street
Official Statement from Occupy Wall Street - this statement was voted on and approved by the general assembly of protesters at Liberty Square: Declaration of the Occupation of New York City
As we gather together in solidarity to express a feeling of mass injustice, we must not lose sight of what brought us together. We write so that all people who feel wronged by the corporate forces of the world can know that we are your allies.
As one people, united, we acknowledge the reality: that the future of the human race requires the cooperation of its members; that our system must protect our rights, and upon corruption of that system, it is up to the individuals to protect their own rights, and those of their neighbors; that a democratic government derives its just power from the people, but corporations do not seek consent to extract wealth from the people and the Earth; and that no true democracy is attainable when the process is determined by economic power. We come to you at a time when corporations, which place profit over people, self-interest over justice, and oppression over equality, run our governments. We have peaceably assembled here, as is our right, to let these facts be known.
They have taken our houses through an illegal foreclosure process, despite not having the original mortgage.
They have taken bailouts from taxpayers with impunity, and continue to give Executives exorbitant bonuses.
They have perpetuated inequality and discrimination in the workplace based on age, the color of one’s skin, sex, gender identity and sexual orientation.
They have poisoned the food supply through negligence, and undermined the farming system through monopolization.
They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices.
They have continuously sought to strip employees of the right to negotiate for better pay and safer working conditions.
They have held students hostage with tens of thousands of dollars of debt on education, which is itself a human right.
They have consistently outsourced labor and used that outsourcing as leverage to cut workers’ healthcare and pay.
They have influenced the courts to achieve the same rights as people, with none of the culpability or responsibility.
They have spent millions of dollars on legal teams that look for ways to get them out of contracts in regards to health insurance.
They have sold our privacy as a commodity.
They have used the military and police force to prevent freedom of the press.
They have deliberately declined to recall faulty products endangering lives in pursuit of profit.
They determine economic policy, despite the catastrophic failures their policies have produced and continue to produce.
They have donated large sums of money to politicians supposed to be regulating them.
They continue to block alternate forms of energy to keep us dependent on oil.
They continue to block generic forms of medicine that could save people’s lives in order to protect investments that have already turned a substantive profit.
They have purposely covered up oil spills, accidents, faulty bookkeeping, and inactive ingredients in pursuit of profit.
They purposefully keep people misinformed and fearful through their control of the media.
They have accepted private contracts to murder prisoners even when presented with serious doubts about their guilt.
They have perpetuated colonialism at home and abroad.
They have participated in the torture and murder of innocent civilians overseas.
They continue to create weapons of mass destruction in order to receive government contracts.*
To the people of the world,
We, the New York City General Assembly occupying Wall Street in Liberty Square, urge you to assert your power.
Exercise your right to peaceably assemble; occupy public space; create a process to address the problems we face, and generate solutions accessible to everyone.
To all communities that take action and form groups in the spirit of direct democracy, we offer support, documentation, and all of the resources at our disposal.
Join us and make your voices heard!
As we gather together in solidarity to express a feeling of mass injustice, we must not lose sight of what brought us together. We write so that all people who feel wronged by the corporate forces of the world can know that we are your allies.
As one people, united, we acknowledge the reality: that the future of the human race requires the cooperation of its members; that our system must protect our rights, and upon corruption of that system, it is up to the individuals to protect their own rights, and those of their neighbors; that a democratic government derives its just power from the people, but corporations do not seek consent to extract wealth from the people and the Earth; and that no true democracy is attainable when the process is determined by economic power. We come to you at a time when corporations, which place profit over people, self-interest over justice, and oppression over equality, run our governments. We have peaceably assembled here, as is our right, to let these facts be known.
They have taken our houses through an illegal foreclosure process, despite not having the original mortgage.
They have taken bailouts from taxpayers with impunity, and continue to give Executives exorbitant bonuses.
They have perpetuated inequality and discrimination in the workplace based on age, the color of one’s skin, sex, gender identity and sexual orientation.
They have poisoned the food supply through negligence, and undermined the farming system through monopolization.
They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices.
They have continuously sought to strip employees of the right to negotiate for better pay and safer working conditions.
They have held students hostage with tens of thousands of dollars of debt on education, which is itself a human right.
They have consistently outsourced labor and used that outsourcing as leverage to cut workers’ healthcare and pay.
They have influenced the courts to achieve the same rights as people, with none of the culpability or responsibility.
They have spent millions of dollars on legal teams that look for ways to get them out of contracts in regards to health insurance.
They have sold our privacy as a commodity.
They have used the military and police force to prevent freedom of the press.
They have deliberately declined to recall faulty products endangering lives in pursuit of profit.
They determine economic policy, despite the catastrophic failures their policies have produced and continue to produce.
They have donated large sums of money to politicians supposed to be regulating them.
They continue to block alternate forms of energy to keep us dependent on oil.
They continue to block generic forms of medicine that could save people’s lives in order to protect investments that have already turned a substantive profit.
They have purposely covered up oil spills, accidents, faulty bookkeeping, and inactive ingredients in pursuit of profit.
They purposefully keep people misinformed and fearful through their control of the media.
They have accepted private contracts to murder prisoners even when presented with serious doubts about their guilt.
They have perpetuated colonialism at home and abroad.
They have participated in the torture and murder of innocent civilians overseas.
They continue to create weapons of mass destruction in order to receive government contracts.*
To the people of the world,
We, the New York City General Assembly occupying Wall Street in Liberty Square, urge you to assert your power.
Exercise your right to peaceably assemble; occupy public space; create a process to address the problems we face, and generate solutions accessible to everyone.
To all communities that take action and form groups in the spirit of direct democracy, we offer support, documentation, and all of the resources at our disposal.
Join us and make your voices heard!
Monday, October 03, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Fastest DMV on the east coast
To renew my registration it took me a total of 7 minutes
That includes waiting in line to get my number: I13.
13 is my lucky number today.
God, i love the Maryland MVA!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Screw this place
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, September 16, 2011
merde sainte l'amour français mon emplacement
au profit de mes 15 lecteurs français d'hier je leur donnerai un poteau entier complètement en français, grâce à Babelfish.
Pourquoi vous rendez-vous à la baisse d'un chapeau ?
Ce qui est avec le rire ?
Ce qui vous pensent au " de limite ; fromage mangeant le monkey" de reddition?
Quelles sont vos pensées sur votre poutine mangeant les cousins nord-américains du Québec ?
Gerard Depardeu est-il pour vrai ?
Et faites tout le Français pour prendre une pisse dans le bas-côté quand ils ne faites pas obtiennent leur manière ?
Qu'appelez-vous un baiser français ?
Qu'appelez-vous pain grillé français ?
Mangez-vous du pain grillé français ?
Appelez-vous des pommes frites, fritures de liberté ?
Sarkozy, comment obtient-il les hotties ?
Merci Ayez un jour splendide.
oh ouais, merci pour prendre le temps de s'arrêter près
sincères amitiés
Puissant ! (Mighty!)
Pourquoi vous rendez-vous à la baisse d'un chapeau ?
Ce qui est avec le rire ?
Ce qui vous pensent au " de limite ; fromage mangeant le monkey" de reddition?
Quelles sont vos pensées sur votre poutine mangeant les cousins nord-américains du Québec ?
Gerard Depardeu est-il pour vrai ?
Et faites tout le Français pour prendre une pisse dans le bas-côté quand ils ne faites pas obtiennent leur manière ?
Qu'appelez-vous un baiser français ?
Qu'appelez-vous pain grillé français ?
Mangez-vous du pain grillé français ?
Appelez-vous des pommes frites, fritures de liberté ?
Sarkozy, comment obtient-il les hotties ?
Merci Ayez un jour splendide.
oh ouais, merci pour prendre le temps de s'arrêter près
sincères amitiés
Puissant ! (Mighty!)
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Been a little while
In the time that we last talked, I have done the following
- Missed the Virgin Fest due to 102 degree temperature, sorry chk chk chk
- Admitted to Providence Hospital due to temperature
- Was infused with enough antibiotics to kill a small nation
- Battled with R2Drug2, Providence Hospital's drug bot
- Bought an electric mower
- Mowed my lawn
- "OOOOOed and AHHHHHed" over a praying mantis *see below picture of said mantis on my garage
- DID NOT CELEBRATE, REMEMBER, nor FORGOT 9/11
- Did not eat at the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut
- finished painting the two smallest rooms in my house
Saturday, September 03, 2011
Thursday, September 01, 2011
Profiting off of TRAGEDY!??!
Why is Giant attempting to profit off of a tragedy?
I don't want to remember the horror of that day.
I doubt Giant will close on the 11th. Shame on Giant for only thinking of their profits.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
No regulars so i'll type about my kidney
<p>I'm sitting at the transplant center waiting for my cytogam infusion. Which means sitting on my ass for four hours while meds slowly drip into my veins. My donor, at one time, came in contact with a herpes type virus that lies dormant in their organs. I knew the risks and signed off on taking a possibly infected kidney. The doctors informed me that 8 cytogam infusions would help my body not contract the possible virus (a type of herpes). Today's infusion is number seven, the eighth and final is scheduled for a month from now.
Infusion appointments are long and slow. To complicate matters, i was late to the appointment by 10 minutes, and since the cytogam is made to order here at the hospital I have to always wait up to and hour if I'm late by five or ten minutes.
So here i sit waiting for my meds to arrive.
Monday, August 29, 2011
9 Indians viewed this site in the past 24 hours
Wow!!
for my Indian visitors
wrong Indians??
Whoops!
Whoops!
Ganesh hawtness!!!!
michele bachmann banana is a search that led you here!
Why???
I've never mentioned michele bachmann banana or michele bachmann deepthroating a banana or michele bachmann is bananas or michele bachmann takes bananas up the hoo ha.
So what gives??? Tell Me, I dare you.
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Sunday, August 28, 2011
Nine fourteen the next day
I survived Irene. Was asleep by 1:00/1:30! The 3 espressos i had at 4:00 yesterday did nothing!
The power that was Irene was quite impressive. Would love to experience something like that again, however, my home would not like to experience that again. Too stressful for all involved.
Thanks for tuning in.
12:39am Irene has brought it
Wind and rain.. Irene not playing around.
Kinda crazy and nerve racking.
Can't stare out window any longer, as the trees are to big and the destruction they could cause freaks me out
Every few minutes the lights flicker, but we haven't lost power yet FINGERS CROSSED KNOCK ON WOOD
Its inevitable though.!
Not gonna sleep tonight.
Hopefully the house is still here tomorrow and not blown out to sea.
Will have more updates
Saturday, August 27, 2011
quarter past six on Saturday
well, Irene is here, rain has been constant since noon and the wind is definitely picking up. Gust come through the neighbor sending the rain horizontal.
The gutter out front of the house is now a large creek. Thankfully the drain down the street has not backed up. Fingers crossed it continues to flow flow flow.
This might be a long night
BTW no water in the basement, the crickets are not happy.
Almost three thirty
Wind is picking up.
Home Depot is crazy busy.
People smoking by the propane, crazy.
Irene bringing the fury???? Not quite. But it might get crazy yet.
One o'clock something happening
The Kop singing "i just can't get enough'
Irene still boring.
Thinking of taking a nap later.
46 minutes past noon, irene more of same
And Jordan Henderson scores for Liverpool
:)
Irene is still boring.
Half past noon, Irene knocking on the door
Gentle rain and small bursts on wind.
I'm taking a break from putting together a grill in the shed to watch Liverpool destroy Bolton (fingers crossed)
Uh oh, the wife had close the window a bit. Why? Water starting to come in.
BLTs for lunch, yum!
10 minutes to 10. Where are you Irene?
Nothing
But a nice warm breeze is a blowing while I enjoy my cup of coffee and the Bundesliga.
Bayern v. Kaiserlatern (sic). Always go for the ünderdog.
40 minutes past midnight, GREEN DAY are POSEUR FUCKS
still nothing
no rain
no wind
Green Day on live at Lollapalooza.
Green Day are a bunch of poseur douchebags
Stoopid looking old men fucks
Green Day Geriatric Fucks!!
quarter past midnight
NOTHING
no rain
no wind
Gogol Bordello is on the tv, which helps pass the time
Sadly the DC United match for tomorrow was postponed.
We will be tailgating however.. just not at RFK.. maybe a match of hurricane football will be played in the backyard.
if you are interested in grilling and drinking beer.... contact me!
Friday, August 26, 2011
My Hurricane Irene survival list
Goslings Dark rum
Chocolate cover pomegranates
a stack of porn in magazine form
paint thinner
paper bag
sandpaper
Bazooka Joe bubble gum
percosets
loose fitting underwear
baby wipes
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Earthquake DC Style
Well that was fun! No?
Rumor control: The Washington Monument is NOT leaning, (thank you Pittsburgh's Fox affiliate for starting that rumor)
There has already been an aftershock: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/se082311b.php
Damn!! What is this Damage???
Rumor control: The Washington Monument is NOT leaning, (thank you Pittsburgh's Fox affiliate for starting that rumor)
Here is it in all its glory: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/se082311a.php
There has already been an aftershock: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/se082311b.php
The damage has been limited to this!!!!!!
updated 3:41
Damn!! What is this Damage???
update 3:44
White House a SHAKING!!!
update 4:01
The earthquake was centered in Mineral, Va near the North Anna Station NUCLEAR POWER PLANT YIKES!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (sorry for linking to FOX)
update 4:43
Another aftershock WOOOT WOOOT RUMBLE RUMBLE
update 4:54
City Paper report steeple of church at 13th and Monroe has COLLAPSED
Hearing alot of church's that have had issues... What is God saying????
I'm a SPAMMER
Monday, August 22, 2011
3 reason why Goth might not be the best choice of musical tastes
just sayincongrats on getting out boys
might I suggest some manilow?
Friday, August 19, 2011
Star Wars Fans, get this: Admiral Akbar in Drag
The admiral likes to play dress up.
Also Codmothers in DC on U Street are ok with open drug use at the bar as long as you share with the barkeeper. However, girls, please pile into the 2x2 bathroom for coke up the nose. Oh yeah, and if you are underage Codmothers in DC on U Street will serve you. They don't care even if You have giant X's on your hand.
Codmothers, look for the painting of Admiral Akbar in drag, my Star Wars friends.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Oh Mourinho, you so bad. 3-2 to the Catalans!!
Who's the guy in the background?
But anyway, Mourinho!!!!!
He's bad for football,Bad for La Liga but definitely Good for Barcelona!
With regards to the Saddam lookalike, I was able to find him through history.
At Reagan's shooting
At the London Riots 2011
Were you able to find him through history?
Send your found photos to thomasjeffuk at yahoo dot co dot uk and I will post them here!
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Corn Dogs
OLD NEWS
Who doesnt love a corn dog on a stick...
I remember, in my youth, going to Marriott's Great America to ride the demon and tidalwave and eat food from a stick! Chocolate covered frozen bananas-on-a-stick and CornDogs-on-a-stick.
Is eating corndogs now the equivalent of politicians kissing babies?
Must a politician eat a corndog in Iowa to get elected?
Or Just something phallic?
Yep phallic...
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Prednisone and the man boob phenomena
On June 7, 2011 my wife gave me her kidney in order that I can survive, keep living, live a close to normal life.... IT WAS THE GREATEST GIFT I HAVE EVER RECIEVED... AND AM INDEBTED TO HER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE... i will eventually go into more detail on this blog, regarding this event, in the future (after I have gathered my thoughts)... but for now i want to discuss the aftermath or one part of the aftermath:
Man Boobs
or Moobs if you are so inclined.
See, in order that my body doesn't reject the new kidney, that is now inside me, I am given large quantities of drugs, medications or pills. I average about 40 pills a day. All different kinds of pills.
It's successful in that i have limited side effects to the pills that I ingest.
However, there is one side effect that i have not been able to get away from....The Man Boob phenomena. I believe i have gained these training bra sized lumps from the steroid prednisone.
I take my shirt off in the front of the mirror and think to myself "who is that pubescent little girl standing in front of me, OHHHH it is none other than myself"
I find myself jiggling top side as I walk the halls of my office... i bounce as I take the stairs to my basement... and i protrude through a shirt, that just a few weeks ago was fitting nicely.
Now that I have had the stent removed (another good story for later) and have the ok from my doctors and nurses at the Hume-Lee Transplant Clinic, I have taken on a more ACTIVE exercise regiment.
Power Walking & Some Running for no less than 30 minutes a day. This WILL be increased to 45 minutes over the next few days with bicycling and swimming added.
I am hoping with the removal of the prednisone ( i started taking 5 pills a day after surgery, now down to 2 pills a day) from my pill regiment and the addition of more ACTIVE exercising, i will not only lose the 15 pounds my doctor wants i will reduce the size of my man lumps.
Thanks
Mighty!!!!
PS: if someone knows of a nice, cheap, clean & year round pool please contact me.
Thanks
The French love le NinjaMonkey
what's up with that?
they are leading the pack with 18 page views!! Come on Russia, catch up.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Leggings as pants
Never should leggings EVER ever EVEr be considered as pants.
No one should have to be subjected, especially in the workplace, to you in leggings. We honestly do not want to have look at the unflattering bulges, dimples and pock marks that can clearly be seen underneath your 'painted' body covering.
They aren't pants, never were pants and never will be pants PERIOD
Yours kindly,
Mighty!!!
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
The Ninjamonkey3000 bat cave is no more.
1117, the long time home to Mighty and the Ginger ( who is no longer a Ginger, for several years now) can no longer be considered our cave.
As of July 18th, 2011, we can now be considered part of the sect of home owners. No longer are we foolishly handing cash ($120,000 at last count) to another homeowner in order to conduct our top secret experiments in urban living.
We decided to pack up and move to the 'country.' Nights are filled with the sounds of tree frogs and chicadas battling it out for the top spot at Top of the Pops.
We have gone country peoples: with rain barrels, compost piles, a screened in porch and basement crickets. Large (very) basement crickets sing us to sleep each evening. Each morning we discover the carcasses of dead crickets, half consumed by our companions in crime: Gus and Camille our faithful and deadly, and armed with laser eyes, CATs.
Honestly, our country consists of three blocks across the DC line in great county of Prince George's. Our fair little 'city' full of the blue collared, hippie fetishizers, dabblers in the arts & art professionals. While we might only be 3 blocks from our former municipality, it is a world away with a fiercely outside the beltway mentality (who cares if we're 3 miles inside the beltway, HA!!)
Anyway... that's what's new... among other things... which I WILL get to eventually. So please keep checking back and let me know what's up and what you are thinking.
Bye for now.
Mighty!!
Monday, July 18, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
PDX bound
On my to IAD for a trip to Portland, OR. Why Portland you ask? To see my beloved DC United, match. Stay tuned for updates.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Mobile Ninjamonkey3000
A part of the re-launch will include a mobile component. This is a test of the said mobile Ninjamonkey3000 component. Enjoy
mighty!
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