Thursday, April 18, 2013
Monday, April 01, 2013
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Friday, March 15, 2013
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Friday, February 22, 2013
Carlos Ruiz DC United El Pescadito
Did Seal Team Six miss?
Did DC United pick the wrong Guatemalan?
IS Osama bin Laden really that fit?
Is Carlos Ruiz no longer fat, slow and all elbowy?
Was Osama hiding in Guatemala all this time?
Do they have caves in Guatemala?
Do they have fish in Pakistan?
Is United Al-Qaeda of MLS?
Will Barra Brava have to endure IEDs on their walk to RFK?
Are the Screaming Eagles the Red Cross/Red Crescent of Lot 8?
2013 season for DC United is sure to be interesting.
Friday, January 25, 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013
Friday, January 04, 2013
Ive started dealing with my fat
Walking which will lead to running.
Running will lead to cycling.
Eating less will lead to eating healthy.
A show was dropped and a smaller show was picked up. The client likes me. I dislike my work. Always have. Not to be confused with my job or employer. Its my output silly. I feel inferior and not fully trained... but i fake it. I sell it. I mumble through it and put in the hours.
Ive recently taken to wearing a Tom's of Maine deodorant that is and could be considered manly all due to the shape of the container in which the deodorant is dispensed. I like Tom's of Maine. Just not the lemongrass scented deodorant. During kidney failure i unfortunately used a Tom's of Maine scented with lemongrass and it made my armpits itchy and uncomfortable. Thinking, at the time, my organ failure caused this horrible reaction if uncomfortableness. I now realize that i simply have a mild allergy to either lemongrass or another ingredient.
Its late and cold. I will sleep now and hold my complaints for another day.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Thursday, December 13, 2012
I'm Canadian
I recently visited with my Uncle Jack!
Uncle Jack and I have a special bond. We have both had kidney transplants. His happened 26 or 27 years ago (kidneys generally only last 11 years in TODAY'S medicine, so the life of his kidney is nothing short of a miracle). Mine happened a year and a half ago.
We rarely see each other, but when we do conversations are always turn to our medications, complications, hospital stays and "clean living" (his secret for being so healthy).
Uncle Jack was so excited about our last meeting that he told my mother how proud he was of me and how I have been dealing with the family kidney 'issue'. Our kidney issues are hereditary. As patriarch of the Hope family, he provided me with documentation/family records that proved my great grandfather, his grandfather, immigrated to the US from Canada. Quebec to be exact.
Amazing! Now I know why I love poutine and it was only natural that I have always been drawn to all things Canadian.
(Additionally, via the same family records, I learned that my great uncle lost his life in the Cocoanut Grove fire of 1942.. I'll save this story for another blog post)
Uncle Jack and I have a special bond. We have both had kidney transplants. His happened 26 or 27 years ago (kidneys generally only last 11 years in TODAY'S medicine, so the life of his kidney is nothing short of a miracle). Mine happened a year and a half ago.
We rarely see each other, but when we do conversations are always turn to our medications, complications, hospital stays and "clean living" (his secret for being so healthy).
Uncle Jack was so excited about our last meeting that he told my mother how proud he was of me and how I have been dealing with the family kidney 'issue'. Our kidney issues are hereditary. As patriarch of the Hope family, he provided me with documentation/family records that proved my great grandfather, his grandfather, immigrated to the US from Canada. Quebec to be exact.
Amazing! Now I know why I love poutine and it was only natural that I have always been drawn to all things Canadian.
(Additionally, via the same family records, I learned that my great uncle lost his life in the Cocoanut Grove fire of 1942.. I'll save this story for another blog post)
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
December 12, 1912: STOP THE MOTHERFUCKING MADNESS!
Were they freaking out on 12/12/12 back in the twentieth century?
Motherfuckers be freaking out on the social medias and in the real worlds today. What's up with that?
What's up with the fact that its 12/12/12 and the baby whales be dying up in here? WHat's up with that?
Why are Kirk and Spock and Bones and that Scottish Doode (James Bond) not fixing this problem, yo? Where's their invisible bird of prey, yo??/ They need to be thinking about the crazy baby whales that are getting eaten by the Japanese and Fijians and shit. Bring them peoples noodles and stuff. Maybe even those lychee candies that tastes good. Lychee candies gotta be better than whale meat. I heards that whale breast milk is the consistency of cottage cheese. how is that shit healthy? I guarantee the whale meeat is all fatty....
Where's Bjork? And would she be freaking out back in 1912, singing her whale songs? DOODE, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
Bjork!! STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING MADNESS, YO!
TMI: At 12:12:12 on 12/12/12 I was holding my junk as I had to use the restroom. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? YO!
Motherfuckers be freaking out on the social medias and in the real worlds today. What's up with that?
What's up with the fact that its 12/12/12 and the baby whales be dying up in here? WHat's up with that?
Why are Kirk and Spock and Bones and that Scottish Doode (James Bond) not fixing this problem, yo? Where's their invisible bird of prey, yo??/ They need to be thinking about the crazy baby whales that are getting eaten by the Japanese and Fijians and shit. Bring them peoples noodles and stuff. Maybe even those lychee candies that tastes good. Lychee candies gotta be better than whale meat. I heards that whale breast milk is the consistency of cottage cheese. how is that shit healthy? I guarantee the whale meeat is all fatty....
Where's Bjork? And would she be freaking out back in 1912, singing her whale songs? DOODE, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
Bjork!! STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING MADNESS, YO!
TMI: At 12:12:12 on 12/12/12 I was holding my junk as I had to use the restroom. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? YO!
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Thursday, November 15, 2012
dc uNITED disMEMBermeNT pLAN oh my!~!! @thedplan @dcunited
So the D-Plan (Dismemberment Plan), who you might know from such works as Ice of Boston
or
my personal favorites: Back and Forth http://youtu.be/RLUXXuSzXXM
&
8 1/2 Minutes http://youtu.be/HkpbogdXbWw
wrote a nice article on WHY DC UNITED IS GOING TO WIN THIS WEEKEND.
The D Plan also used a picture of a display I did with the Screaming Eagles in that article.
Oh how great it is to be in DC at this time.
Vamos United!
To honor both DC UNITED and THE DISMEMBERMENT PLAN, I hastily created the below IDEA for a banner, thoughts?
or
my personal favorites: Back and Forth http://youtu.be/RLUXXuSzXXM
&
8 1/2 Minutes http://youtu.be/HkpbogdXbWw
wrote a nice article on WHY DC UNITED IS GOING TO WIN THIS WEEKEND.
Oh how great it is to be in DC at this time.
Vamos United!
To honor both DC UNITED and THE DISMEMBERMENT PLAN, I hastily created the below IDEA for a banner, thoughts?
Friday, November 09, 2012
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