Mighty Attends a Rally

Little did you know, but Mighty is all for fighting for the little person, the downtrodden, the spit upon, those who's rights are dangled above them like a giant catnip filled cat toy...
When ever there is an opportunity for me to lend a hand in showing THE MAN what's what I like to throw my weight around. Below I have included a pic of me helping out some of my peeps at a recent protest..

All I have to say is FIGHT THE POWER..... Tru dat Chuck!!!!!

Mighty's 7th Grade class picture found..

7th GRade Class Picture

Not my finest or least offensive moment, but definitely my moment; can you find me?

Springer's State of the Union

I swear, every time the politicos stood to applaud Bush, I heard them chanting "Jerry Jerry Jerry!"

Saturday January 28th or as i like to call it DEERHOOF Saturday

Holy moly.

So Thursday or Wednesday or someday, Debbie emailed me to let me know that she signed her kid (Jack) up to attend the filming of a Pancake Moutain session, and she wanted me to join them as Uncle Mighty! The best part is that DEERHOOF was to be the rock group featured. I had planned on seeing them Saturday evening at the Black Cat, but could not pass the opportunity to dance like a wacky guy for a kiddy dance tv show!!

SO I threw on my silver dancing shoes, donned my green jacket and wrapped myself in an orange scarf and ran down to the Warehouse Next Door....... Not only was I greeted by millions of little children and their yuppy rents, but a mulitude DC hipsters fucks as well. The two Ians were representing. You know the types, they go to shows just to be seen and not hear the music.Ms. Garnet you know who you are!!!...But need I digress?????



















So Deerhoof played the rock, I danced amongst scores of preteen kids and all was happy. BESTEST of all they played my favorite song, not once but threee times on Saturday, Gore In Rut or as all the kids called it the Bunny Song. Twice it was played during the filming then once as part of their encore at the Adult only performance at the Black Cat. Awesome awesome awesome.
My oh my Deerhoof Saturday was great.

be afraid 

Mighty the Crime Fighter photo contest announced!

Ever wanted a life time supply of Depends Adult Diapers or an army of robotic fire ants?

Now is you chance.... Send your photos of Mighty fighting crime or taking a bite out of crime now for your chance to win!!!

Our first submission was received from our crime fighting Ute representative in the holy land. He was kind enough to take time from smiting the heathen Mormons to create the lovily picture to our left. If you can do better or you have a picture of the mighty Mighty in his finest hour of fighting crime, send it in quick.... Contest ends soon!!!

1103 5th Street Drug market open for business, I AM LOVING IT!

isn't it ironic that there is a police station acrossthe street form 1103 5th Street.
The happenings of this evening:
Came home around 12:00 to find a dark african americangoing through the the back of someone's white pick uptruck. I imediately called 311 to report a suspiscouscharacter. As I was on the phone he propostioned mywife for a blow job claiming he was "just a homeless guy looking for a place to sleep and get some". I have seen this gentleman in the neighborhood many times coming and going from the 1103 5th street house. and needless to say he was high as a kite. You will be able to recognize this gentleman by hisvery distinct high cheek bones,and almost square face. When he noticed I was on the phone he casually walkeddown 5th, across New York to L street, i m sure to go get his BLOW JOB.

I AM LOVING IT.

With in 3 minutes of the 'cheek bone avenger' leavingI witnessed a dark green toyota camry (mid to late90's) drop someone off at 1103 to pick up some of the"good stuff". The Dark green camry was kind enough topark on the corner before the alley as he waited forhis buddy. Lucky for me, he was kind enough to stayaround long enough so I could get his plate.
Maryland MNM 322. Sure enough his buddy popped out of1103 within minutes.
He was even kind enough to say"Good Evening"

I AM LOVING THIS, THE TWEAKERS AND THE JUNKIES ARE SO FRIENDLY.

Again, to recap a Dark Green Toyota Camry, Maryland plates MNM 322.
Look for it and be sure to say HELLO!
Second night in a row that I have had to call the POLICE.
They love me.
Can't wait to get my frequent flyer card from the DC Police!!

Christmas Crazy!!

I actually use the term Holiday.. So maybe I should change the title of this entry to Holiday Hoopla.


Was in Target the other day, who did I see staring at me from the toy box, but Idle Hands kid.

Yeah super model 5 year old. I am guessing he will get what ever he wants for xmas this year! And of course I am sure he will use the money to build his own planet! With the help of a talking t0ol bench anything is possible.

Happy Thanksgiving

Foreboding!












Xmas in DC
Jill's Belly!!!

The world's ugliest sweater

Good Morning!! In the mood to go deer hunting? Well do I have a treat for you. I was lucky enough to walk out of the house with out letting my lovely bride notice that I wore the world's ugliest sweater.

Origins: Unknown

Was it a present, a thrift store find, who knows? A gift from the heavens probably. I usually only get out of the house wearing this maybe once a season.








Dad was right, we are nothing more than trailer trash, who happen to have a gas station named after them.











Believe it or not, we smell of deer urine!

Uh Huh!!!

Who said mechanics needed to know proper grammar & English?

Cat #1.
Cat #2
Dark and Stormy AV

So I thought about posting about how all my friends are trying to fuck each other (literally, figuratively, symbolically, and spiritually) and then freaking about said fucking action or maybe posting about the ingestion of drugs in public, or posting about how I have a lack of true male friends or about how bad I smell after not showering for 48 hours, but then I decided against it!

Instead, take a look at these photos I took with my mobile phone!

Jill likes to draw on her belly!

My niece, the bathing beauty!

Crucified and electrified!

Just crucified!

Driving to Pittsburgh!

Quote from a friend!

I shed a tear a moment ago when i read this. I liked it so much I had to immortalize it here.

• "is ok little buddy. if i had a practice space i'd be in a band with ya and we could do drugz and write crazy person music!"

Even though it is full of bad grammar and some missspellings, the sentiment is there. I seriously did shed a tear.

Trading Spouses

Yeah I know!

Giving obese, ugly, American christians a bad name. Intolerant Ignorant Bitch. Funny stuff search for the video link.

Cats are Stupid

Yeah, they might fool 95% of the human population into thinking they are more intelligent than a MENSA member. But, I am onto them. They are no smarter than your common house fly and nothing more than good actors.

Check it!

and this!

VIVA LA CANADA

Why can't i be in a band that produces fun interesting music?
These guys didnt feel the need to drink beer from a shoe to make the show more fun and interesting.

I say VIVA LA CANADA.

Beware

If this man tries to sell you a $100 belt, walk away slowly. Though he won't bite he might pass on his sense of style. (Which I have to say is quite stylish)
To bad the dam belt fell apart 2 weeks into owning it!

Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny, I can't get you out of my mind!

Obviously!

also there is this: http://music.ibiblio.org/pub/multimedia/puzzle/deerhoof/256/gore_in_rut.mp3

That was not heart of Palm

Guess what I am back!

I think the title adequetly explains the look in the picture.

The Buffet at Bellagio is fine. Just don't try the Heart of Palm, you will truly be dissappointed.

Question do you still tip 15% to 20% if all the waitress did was bring you sodas and waters? (note to self & future tippers, I never had to ask for a refill)

picture on a blog....will it work

July 4th Celebration on July 2... so awesome....

the pool is filled with Ramen........wrestling in ramen ain't all that it is cracked up to be....

PaRTY party PartTY

Spent the July 4th Weekend drunk and happy..

Actually the word is buzzed, for I never lost my balance nor did I worship at the porcelin altar.

Shoes were sipped from, boobies were seen, trampolines were bounced on and Ramen wrestling was watched.

Those Killloggs/Dirtfarm folks sure know how to PArty.

I was also thoroughly educated on what it is to be a PUNK ROCK ARTIST by the one and only Elaine Clark, she's such a sweety, even if she woke with grass in her mouth.