AH SNAP!!

Come to my macaroni party and we'll take a nap!

Ah snap!!!!

Earthquake DC Style

Well that was fun! No?

Rumor control: The Washington Monument is NOT leaning, (thank you Pittsburgh's Fox affiliate for starting that rumor)

Here is it in all its glory: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/se082311a.php

There has already been an aftershock: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/se082311b.php

The damage has been limited to this!!!!!!

updated 3:41

Damn!! What is this Damage???

update 3:44

White House a SHAKING!!!

update 4:01

The earthquake was centered in Mineral, Va near the North Anna Station NUCLEAR POWER PLANT YIKES!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (sorry for linking to FOX)

update 4:43

Another aftershock WOOOT WOOOT RUMBLE RUMBLE

update 4:54

City Paper report steeple of church at 13th and Monroe has COLLAPSED

Hearing alot of church's that have had issues... What is God saying????

I'm a SPAMMER

I couldn't pass this deal up, if three people purchase a ticket to DC United, I get a free ticket.

so i am posting this SPAM.. FUCK IT, i just bought a house and I just did my budget last night. I'm POOR and I need my live football.

So help me out, buy a ticket...

https://livingsocial.com/deals/110449?ref=personalized-link-box-23461173&rpi=23461173

3 reason why Goth might not be the best choice of musical tastes

just sayin

congrats on getting out boys

might I suggest some manilow?

Star Wars Fans, get this: Admiral Akbar in Drag

The admiral likes to play dress up.

Also Codmothers in DC on U Street are ok with open drug use at the bar as long as you share with the barkeeper. However, girls, please pile into the 2x2 bathroom for coke up the nose. Oh yeah, and if you are underage Codmothers in DC on U Street will serve you. They don't care even if You have giant X's on your hand.

Codmothers, look for the painting of Admiral Akbar in drag, my Star Wars friends.

DC Area Drivers

Are the worst! !
Die in a fire, all of you!!

Oh Mourinho, you so bad. 3-2 to the Catalans!!

Who's the guy in the background?

But anyway, Mourinho!!!!!

He's bad for football,Bad for La Liga but definitely Good for Barcelona!


With regards to the Saddam lookalike, I was able to find him through history.

At Reagan's shooting

At the London Riots 2011

Were you able to find him through history?

Send your found photos to thomasjeffuk at yahoo dot co dot uk and I will post them here!

Corn Dogs

OLD NEWS

Who doesnt love a corn dog on a stick...


I remember, in my youth, going to Marriott's Great America to ride the demon and tidalwave and eat food from a stick! Chocolate covered frozen bananas-on-a-stick and CornDogs-on-a-stick.


Is eating corndogs now the equivalent of politicians kissing babies?

Must a politician eat a corndog in Iowa to get elected?

Or Just something phallic?

Yep phallic...

Prednisone and the man boob phenomena

On June 7, 2011 my wife gave me her kidney in order that I can survive, keep living, live a close to normal life.... IT WAS THE GREATEST GIFT I HAVE EVER RECIEVED... AND AM INDEBTED TO HER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE... i will eventually go into more detail on this blog, regarding this event, in the future (after I have gathered my thoughts)... but for now i want to discuss the aftermath or one part of the aftermath:
Man Boobs
or Moobs if you are so inclined. 

See, in order that my body doesn't reject the new kidney, that is now inside me, I am given large quantities of drugs, medications or pills.  I average about 40 pills a day. All different kinds of pills.
It's successful in that i have limited side effects to the pills that I ingest.

However, there is one side effect that i have not been able to get away from....The Man Boob phenomena.  I believe i have gained these training bra sized lumps from the steroid prednisone.
I take my shirt off in the front of the mirror and think to myself "who is that pubescent little girl standing in front of me, OHHHH it is none other than myself"
I find myself jiggling top side as I walk the halls of my office... i bounce as I take the stairs to my basement... and i protrude through a shirt, that just a few weeks ago was fitting nicely.

Now that I have had the stent removed (another good story for later) and have the ok from my doctors and nurses at the Hume-Lee Transplant Clinic, I have taken on a more ACTIVE exercise regiment.
  Power Walking & Some Running for no less than 30 minutes a day. This WILL be increased to 45 minutes over the next few days with bicycling and swimming added.
I am hoping with the removal of the prednisone ( i started taking 5 pills a day after surgery, now down to 2 pills a day) from my pill regiment and the addition of more ACTIVE exercising, i will not only lose the 15 pounds my doctor wants i will reduce the size of my man lumps.

Thanks

Mighty!!!!

PS: if someone knows of a nice, cheap, clean & year round pool please contact me.

Thanks

The French love le NinjaMonkey

what's up with that?

they are leading the pack with 18 page views!! Come on Russia, catch up.

Bikes for Douchebags

No LIE???!!!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bik/2544163696.html

Leggings as pants

Never should leggings EVER ever EVEr be considered as pants.

No one should have to be subjected, especially in the workplace, to you in leggings.  We honestly do not want to have look at the unflattering bulges, dimples and pock marks that can clearly be seen underneath your 'painted' body covering.

They aren't pants, never were pants and never will be pants PERIOD

Yours kindly,

Mighty!!!

What's The Long White Skinny Thing??

Can you guess?

The Ninjamonkey3000 bat cave is no more.

1117, the long time home to Mighty and the Ginger ( who is no longer a Ginger, for several years now) can no longer be considered our cave.

As of July 18th, 2011, we can now be considered part of the sect of home owners. No longer are we foolishly handing cash ($120,000 at last count) to another homeowner in order to conduct our top secret experiments in urban living. 

We decided to pack up and move to the 'country.'  Nights are filled with the sounds of tree frogs and chicadas battling it out for the top spot at Top of the Pops. 

We have gone country peoples: with rain barrels, compost piles, a screened in porch and basement crickets.  Large (very) basement crickets sing us to sleep each evening. Each morning we discover the carcasses of dead crickets, half consumed by our companions in crime: Gus and Camille our faithful and deadly, and armed with laser eyes, CATs.

Honestly, our country consists of three blocks across the DC line in great county of Prince George's. Our fair little 'city' full of the blue collared, hippie fetishizers, dabblers in the arts &  art professionals.  While we might only be 3 blocks from our former municipality, it is a world away with a fiercely outside the beltway mentality (who cares if we're 3 miles inside the beltway, HA!!)

Anyway... that's what's new... among other things... which I WILL get to eventually.  So please keep checking back and let me know what's up and what you are thinking.

Bye for now.

Mighty!!

A very distinguished gentleman, I am.

Huzzah!

Bubble Wrap Cat

Meow!

PDX bound

On my to IAD for a trip to Portland, OR. Why Portland you ask? To see my beloved DC United, match. Stay tuned for updates.

Mobile Ninjamonkey3000

A part of the re-launch will include a mobile component. This is a test of the said mobile Ninjamonkey3000 component. Enjoy
mighty!

Relaunching after 2 years

A lot has happened in the last few months that has made it important that I start blogging again. Let's just say, I will have a lot of time to do nothing but blog in the near future. Give me some time (couple hours) and I will have an update published to this very blog.
Great to be back, I hope I still have some readers out there.

mighty!

Weekend as a lock in

Didn't do much..

Cooked a delish cassoulete for dinner for the week. The use of a whole chicken will make it last for a week if not more...

discovered that there are limited funds in the bank... DAMN SEASON TICKETS.. it's tough, after a year at a job where you are paid $4000 less a year....than your previous job and with more expenses due to driving 22 one way five days a week..

soon i will be in Chicago, living off a per diem...
YEAH! note the sarcasm...

the pic is of Josh at our wedding (the Nif and mighty!)

I lied actually, made if out early saturday to have a lite lunch with Mella at Matchobx (yum)..... On my way back home I spied DC blogger Jimbo crossing the street in Chinatown....i only know him from the photos he posts, on his site, of himself.... can't say i have ever talked to him online or in reality.... of course it might not be him at all... and just some bearded dude that looks awfuly similar to the doode in the pictures on Jimbo's bloggggggggg