ALWAYS ULTRAS!

The past week has been chock full. A home game, an away game, U23 game, a U18 & an away viewing on CSN.  All United.

I am tired, exhausted really.

My throat hoarse, my lungs & limbs aching.

However, it is an awesome feeling.  And at times transcendental.

Awesome to be with my peeps.

Awesome to meet new peeps.

Awesome to guide those new to the stands.

Awesome to breathe in the smoke and flares.

Gonna go to sleep now. Can't wait for the next match

Help Us Travis!!!! You are our ONLY HELP

Major League

Weep

We're awesome!

Random Thought of the Day #DCU

THOUGHTS?

Dismissive Douchebags

New DC United U-23 supporter group

Lewis Neal and the grumpy Cat

Are they the same?

Carlos Ruiz DC United El Pescadito

Did Seal Team Six miss?
Did DC United pick the wrong Guatemalan?
IS Osama bin Laden really that fit?
Is Carlos Ruiz no longer fat, slow and all elbowy?
Was Osama hiding in Guatemala all this time?
Do they have caves in Guatemala?
Do they have fish in Pakistan?
Is United Al-Qaeda of MLS?
Will Barra Brava have to endure IEDs on their walk to RFK?
Are the Screaming Eagles the Red Cross/Red Crescent of Lot 8?


2013 season for DC United is sure to be interesting.

Provocative

Chris Pontius Midfielder Robbed COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Comeback Player of the Year 2012

dc uNITED disMEMBermeNT pLAN oh my!~!! @thedplan @dcunited

So the D-Plan (Dismemberment Plan), who you might know from such works as Ice of Boston




or
my personal favorites: Back and Forth http://youtu.be/RLUXXuSzXXM
&
8 1/2 Minutes http://youtu.be/HkpbogdXbWw

wrote a nice article on WHY DC UNITED IS GOING TO WIN THIS WEEKEND.

The D Plan also used a picture of a display I did with the Screaming Eagles in that article.

Oh how great it is to be in DC at this time.

Vamos United!


To honor both DC UNITED and THE DISMEMBERMENT PLAN, I hastily created the below IDEA for a banner, thoughts?

THings you find on the internets, MLS related

New York Red Bulls are the Joke of MLS since 1996

I've always thought this, always will.

Di Vaio

I've spent the morning designing a banner for Club Echa Panza, that I am more than likely to make, for a game where there is only .5% chance of me traveling to.

Supposedly a player from Montreal, let's call him Di Vaio has been accused of match fixing in his native Italy.  This player now plays in the MLS for Montreal as a designated player.

After doing some quick research, it appears that Di Vaio was acquitted of all wrong doing: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/montreal-striker-di-vaio-acquitted-085800163--mls.html

I will still go ahead with the EVER SO POLITE banner that makes reference to Di Vaio's match fixing scandal or Scommessopoli.

UPDATE (10:07am): No butthurt fuckers will need to go to Steve Zack or his equivalent at Montreal to complain.  

UPDATE (10:29am): scommessopoli is such a stupid word and looks stupid on a mock up of a banner

S'il vous plaît ne soyez pas mal bout à bout

DC UNITED HOMEMADE DUCK PROPAGANDA (regarding cheezy poofs)

THERE WILL BE FLAGS [or there will be blood ;)]

Vamos United! 

#pooponthedoop

#DCU

For Kyle

Sure is smokey up in here

For Matthew Eide

Chris Pontius, ALL CLASS!