Monday, August 29, 2011
michele bachmann banana is a search that led you here!
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Nine fourteen the next day
I survived Irene. Was asleep by 1:00/1:30! The 3 espressos i had at 4:00 yesterday did nothing!
The power that was Irene was quite impressive. Would love to experience something like that again, however, my home would not like to experience that again. Too stressful for all involved.
Thanks for tuning in.
12:39am Irene has brought it
Wind and rain.. Irene not playing around.
Kinda crazy and nerve racking.
Can't stare out window any longer, as the trees are to big and the destruction they could cause freaks me out
Every few minutes the lights flicker, but we haven't lost power yet FINGERS CROSSED KNOCK ON WOOD
Its inevitable though.!
Not gonna sleep tonight.
Hopefully the house is still here tomorrow and not blown out to sea.
Will have more updates
Saturday, August 27, 2011
quarter past six on Saturday
Almost three thirty
Wind is picking up.
Home Depot is crazy busy.
People smoking by the propane, crazy.
Irene bringing the fury???? Not quite. But it might get crazy yet.
One o'clock something happening
The Kop singing "i just can't get enough'
Irene still boring.
Thinking of taking a nap later.
46 minutes past noon, irene more of same
And Jordan Henderson scores for Liverpool
:)
Irene is still boring.
Half past noon, Irene knocking on the door
Gentle rain and small bursts on wind.
I'm taking a break from putting together a grill in the shed to watch Liverpool destroy Bolton (fingers crossed)
Uh oh, the wife had close the window a bit. Why? Water starting to come in.
BLTs for lunch, yum!
10 minutes to 10. Where are you Irene?
Nothing
But a nice warm breeze is a blowing while I enjoy my cup of coffee and the Bundesliga.
Bayern v. Kaiserlatern (sic). Always go for the ünderdog.
40 minutes past midnight, GREEN DAY are POSEUR FUCKS
quarter past midnight
Friday, August 26, 2011
My Hurricane Irene survival list
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Earthquake DC Style
Rumor control: The Washington Monument is NOT leaning, (thank you Pittsburgh's Fox affiliate for starting that rumor)
There has already been an aftershock: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/se082311b.php
Damn!! What is this Damage???
I'm a SPAMMER
Monday, August 22, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Star Wars Fans, get this: Admiral Akbar in Drag
The admiral likes to play dress up.
Also Codmothers in DC on U Street are ok with open drug use at the bar as long as you share with the barkeeper. However, girls, please pile into the 2x2 bathroom for coke up the nose. Oh yeah, and if you are underage Codmothers in DC on U Street will serve you. They don't care even if You have giant X's on your hand.
Codmothers, look for the painting of Admiral Akbar in drag, my Star Wars friends.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
DC Area Drivers
Are the worst! !
Die in a fire, all of you!!
Oh Mourinho, you so bad. 3-2 to the Catalans!!
Who's the guy in the background?
He's bad for football,Bad for La Liga but definitely Good for Barcelona!
With regards to the Saddam lookalike, I was able to find him through history.
At Reagan's shooting
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Corn Dogs
OLD NEWS
Who doesnt love a corn dog on a stick...
I remember, in my youth, going to Marriott's Great America to ride the demon and tidalwave and eat food from a stick! Chocolate covered frozen bananas-on-a-stick and CornDogs-on-a-stick.
Is eating corndogs now the equivalent of politicians kissing babies?
Must a politician eat a corndog in Iowa to get elected?
Or Just something phallic?
Yep phallic...
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Prednisone and the man boob phenomena
On June 7, 2011 my wife gave me her kidney in order that I can survive, keep living, live a close to normal life.... IT WAS THE GREATEST GIFT I HAVE EVER RECIEVED... AND AM INDEBTED TO HER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE... i will eventually go into more detail on this blog, regarding this event, in the future (after I have gathered my thoughts)... but for now i want to discuss the aftermath or one part of the aftermath:
Man Boobs
or Moobs if you are so inclined.
See, in order that my body doesn't reject the new kidney, that is now inside me, I am given large quantities of drugs, medications or pills. I average about 40 pills a day. All different kinds of pills.
It's successful in that i have limited side effects to the pills that I ingest.
However, there is one side effect that i have not been able to get away from....The Man Boob phenomena. I believe i have gained these training bra sized lumps from the steroid prednisone.
I take my shirt off in the front of the mirror and think to myself "who is that pubescent little girl standing in front of me, OHHHH it is none other than myself"
I find myself jiggling top side as I walk the halls of my office... i bounce as I take the stairs to my basement... and i protrude through a shirt, that just a few weeks ago was fitting nicely.
Now that I have had the stent removed (another good story for later) and have the ok from my doctors and nurses at the Hume-Lee Transplant Clinic, I have taken on a more ACTIVE exercise regiment.
Power Walking & Some Running for no less than 30 minutes a day. This WILL be increased to 45 minutes over the next few days with bicycling and swimming added.
I am hoping with the removal of the prednisone ( i started taking 5 pills a day after surgery, now down to 2 pills a day) from my pill regiment and the addition of more ACTIVE exercising, i will not only lose the 15 pounds my doctor wants i will reduce the size of my man lumps.
Thanks
Mighty!!!!
PS: if someone knows of a nice, cheap, clean & year round pool please contact me.
Thanks
Monday, August 15, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Leggings as pants
Never should leggings EVER ever EVEr be considered as pants.
No one should have to be subjected, especially in the workplace, to you in leggings. We honestly do not want to have look at the unflattering bulges, dimples and pock marks that can clearly be seen underneath your 'painted' body covering.
They aren't pants, never were pants and never will be pants PERIOD
Yours kindly,
Mighty!!!
What's The Long White Skinny Thing??
Can you guess?
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
The Ninjamonkey3000 bat cave is no more.
1117, the long time home to Mighty and the Ginger ( who is no longer a Ginger, for several years now) can no longer be considered our cave.
As of July 18th, 2011, we can now be considered part of the sect of home owners. No longer are we foolishly handing cash ($120,000 at last count) to another homeowner in order to conduct our top secret experiments in urban living.
We decided to pack up and move to the 'country.' Nights are filled with the sounds of tree frogs and chicadas battling it out for the top spot at Top of the Pops.
We have gone country peoples: with rain barrels, compost piles, a screened in porch and basement crickets. Large (very) basement crickets sing us to sleep each evening. Each morning we discover the carcasses of dead crickets, half consumed by our companions in crime: Gus and Camille our faithful and deadly, and armed with laser eyes, CATs.
Honestly, our country consists of three blocks across the DC line in great county of Prince George's. Our fair little 'city' full of the blue collared, hippie fetishizers, dabblers in the arts & art professionals. While we might only be 3 blocks from our former municipality, it is a world away with a fiercely outside the beltway mentality (who cares if we're 3 miles inside the beltway, HA!!)
Anyway... that's what's new... among other things... which I WILL get to eventually. So please keep checking back and let me know what's up and what you are thinking.
Bye for now.
Mighty!!
Monday, July 18, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
PDX bound
On my to IAD for a trip to Portland, OR. Why Portland you ask? To see my beloved DC United, match. Stay tuned for updates.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Mobile Ninjamonkey3000
A part of the re-launch will include a mobile component. This is a test of the said mobile Ninjamonkey3000 component. Enjoy
mighty!
Relaunching after 2 years
A lot has happened in the last few months that has made it important that I start blogging again. Let's just say, I will have a lot of time to do nothing but blog in the near future. Give me some time (couple hours) and I will have an update published to this very blog.
Great to be back, I hope I still have some readers out there.
mighty!
Monday, March 09, 2009
Weekend as a lock in
Didn't do much..
Cooked a delish cassoulete for dinner for the week. The use of a whole chicken will make it last for a week if not more...
discovered that there are limited funds in the bank... DAMN SEASON TICKETS.. it's tough, after a year at a job where you are paid $4000 less a year....than your previous job and with more expenses due to driving 22 one way five days a week..
soon i will be in Chicago, living off a per diem...
YEAH! note the sarcasm...
the pic is of Josh at our wedding (the Nif and mighty!)
I lied actually, made if out early saturday to have a lite lunch with Mella at Matchobx (yum)..... On my way back home I spied DC blogger Jimbo crossing the street in Chinatown....i only know him from the photos he posts, on his site, of himself.... can't say i have ever talked to him online or in reality.... of course it might not be him at all... and just some bearded dude that looks awfuly similar to the doode in the pictures on Jimbo's bloggggggggg
Monday, January 19, 2009
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Been a while

here is a chicago deep dish pizza for you......
... and iggy...
and more iggy
thats a lot... can you handle it?
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Practice what you TALK! JACK!
- Jack Evans, at the Stead Park announcement (as seen on the NBC 4 morning news cast 5/24/08)
TALK TALK TALK TALK O STREET MARKET TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK O STREET MARKET TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK O STREET MARKET TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK O STREET MARKET TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK O STREET MARKET TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK O STREET MARKET TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK O STREET MARKET TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK
How about the 9th Street Corridor?
SHot Spotter (editor's note: I don't agree with shot spotter, but if my neighbors feel safer with it in Shaw than I won't push for no shot spotter.)
O Street Market?
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Name that stain!! The Hotel Edition...
Monday, March 17, 2008
Happy Birthday in Korean
Sharlleen was my direct super, Duke graduate, so we had North Carolina in common. She was younger than me but was not naive to the Bossman's ways. She tried to warn me as best she could:
"He doesn't understand technical terms, so when possible use technical sounding terms so as to confuse and silence him. You'll be set if you do."
The Bossman liked to be as spontaneaous as he thought he could, never plannning to leave at a certain time, meetings never planned, everything just as last minute as possible.
This one morning, a birthday morning, probably my second or third week there , he hatched a plan to help celebrate Sharlleen's birthday. This morning he called Kim and I to his office.
I think it would a good idea if we sing happy birthday to Sharlleen. In Korean!
After a few minutes of convincing KIm, using various tones of
"The song you sing on someone's birthday????!! on the day someone was born"Questioning ourselves whether or not he understood what we were trying to say.........Kim taught us the song you sing to those on the anniversary of their birth. Then on the bosses lead we burst into Sharlleen's office, one over eager spontaneous guy, one confused Korean and one embarrassed new hire, singing a half assed version of Happy bIRTHDAY IN Korean..
Asweome..
some names have been changed to protect the unwilling participants!
Edited Madness
Apologies!
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
probably should have said it differently
MC083534404
I am submitting payment for this parking fine, not because I believe I am guilty of a violation but because I do not currently have the time, money or resources to fight such a ridiculous fine. I received this parking violation in the multi level public parking lot in downtown Bethesda.
On the night in question, my wife and I along with some friends planned to catch a movie and dinner. After submitting two hours worth of coins into the meter, after dinner at approximately 7:15, we ventured off to the theatre to view a 90 + minute movie (which started at 7:30). After the movie we decided to enjoy a few cocktails at one of Bethesda's many bars and restaurants, but before we did this I thought we should stop by the car to deposit more coins into the meter so as to avoid getting a parking violation. To my surprise when I arrived back at the car at approximately 9:25 there was already a ticket. Needless to say the idea of spending more money in a town or county that treated its guest with a $35 parking violation was not a priority. That night I wasn't in the mood to enjoy and celebrate Bethesda.
And as a person living on a budget, this was not $35 well spent.
My question to you is how do you expect people to celebrate and enjoy Bethesda through visiting its many movie theatres, restaurant and bars if you only allow them a ridiculously limited amount of time in which to enjoy Bethesda's many social venues? Especially when it comes to movies, these days movies run in excess of 2 hours. How are movie goers supposed to enjoy a movie if every two hours they have to leave to deposit coins in a parking garage that is 2 blocks away.
Please know that from now on I will do whatever it takes to ensure that my money, my wife's money and my friend's money is never spent in Montgomery County and especially Bethesda. Because Bethesda, Montgomery County hates visitors and those that spend money there!
Yours in Violation,
Ninjamonkey3000
MC083534404
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
The Lumberjack
We rarely if ever had meetings, when meetings happened they always divulged into tangents and anecdotes about subjects no one quite knew how to follow or understand. Rarely were meetings for everyone, but story time to help feed the teller's ego.
On this morning a meeting was called to address professional attire and tardiness. A few nameless colleagues (it was a small office so it wasnt hard to figure who) have
a) been regularly late to work and/or
b) not dressing professionally (read suit tie, or two steps up from business casual, or as we like to call it "bidness formal")
Minutes felt like hours as The Boss and my direct supervisor (live via teleconference) went on and on about the importance of dressing in professional attire and arriving on time. Knowing that this talking to was not directed at me I settled into a hazy dream world of "I DON'T CARE".
"No Jeans"
"No Sneakers"
"No Haltertops"
"When we say 9:00 AM, we don't mean 9:05 or 9:10"
Blah blah blah blah.............
Eventually the meeting was done and we all went onto do our respective tasks for the day......
The next day....
It was known around the office that The Boss liked to stay late and he liked the taste of alcohol, we weren't really sure if the staying late and the liking of the taste of alcohol were related but there was always alcohol in the office, be it in wine bottle form or mouth wash form (which is another story for another day). It was also easy to determine if the boss had stayed late the previous night because he always had bed head and usually was dressed in the same clothes or variation of the previous day's attire from the previous work day. So the next day after the "MEETING on professional attire" it was obvious that THE BOSS had stayed the night. Only on this occasion, accompanying his bedhead, he was dressed in a red and black flannel and a pair of jeans, that we later discovered he stored in filing cabinets,
Never again were we warned about attire.....
Saturday, March 01, 2008
I almost don't want to say anything, but the coincidence is to fucking weird.

Image the luck. Driving to work and spotting another douchebag, what luck... I ask...what luck!
If you remember earlier in the week we saw propagandist Krauthammer driving and running over children. Or so we heard!!
Imagine my surprise when I saw conservative Robert Novak (not to be confused with Krauthammer's nëu-conversativism rock style!!). so weird 2 prominent propagandists in 2 days!!!
Propaganda is a good racket, as evident by Bobby's Corvette.
AN accident at the corner of 9th and Constitution kept Bob and I next to each other for a few seconds......So I documented....
To all residents of the DC environs, please for the sake of the children, keep a wide berth around Novak's busted up black corvette. It's condition was reminiscent of Dirk Diggler's Trans Am late in the movie, it had seen better days.
Don't say I didn't warn you!!
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Where the hell have you been??......
well if you must know... I was let go from my place of employment a few weeks back, during this time of post and pre employment I spent my time drinking coffee and watching copius amounts of football games (that's soccer to you mouth breathers). SO yeah, I was let go from a job I extremely disliked (wasn't as though as I was upset when I found out on that thursday). SO anyway, before i was let go I was able to line up a couple of interviews,miracously I was hooked up with a company appropriate for my career choice. and a week after i was let go i accepted a position.
So now that I am gone from THE ASSOCIATION, I will attempt to unload some unbelivable but true stories....
Look forward to posts in the future with such titles as:
The Lumberjack
Happy Birthday In Korean
The New Hire is Fucking the Boss
The Death of Sushi or How Momma Killed The Parrott
The Hidden Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Underwear!!!! The Filing Cabinet Horror
High Fives, THE INVENTION!!!
Methadone: The Accountant's Assistant!
Get off the Roads!!!!!! Douchebag Crippled Neocon Drives*

though you might not make it out, that is the douchebag neocon bastard Krauthammer. who I saw driving down L street this evening.
I was sure to manuever my car out of his way to ensure I wasn't sucked into a never ending hell based on lies, lies, lies, either that or a fender bender. A little further down the block I witnessed him run over a group of Palestinian and Iraqi children. Moments later I purposely ran over a hawk,.
*This might be offensive to those who like to wear their panties in a bunch!!!
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Sad and Disappointed, YET SUPER HAPPY!!!
:(
I guess crappy posts about a crappy councilman get the hits!!
So here is this!
Jack Evans not only is he a part time councilman, word on the street is he is also a part time lover....::::...::.::.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Ninjamonkey3000 commenters are like Jack Evans in a non election year!
SO since no-one voted on which is the better song in my last entry, you will be subjected to videos from The Gladiators in mid 1970's Jamaica.
Enjoy!!!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Caribou
Melody Day
or
She's The One
You Decide!!!
Comments Open NOW!!!!!!!
Fred
Why? you ask?
tO Keep from getting bored maybe, that and I have the time, for now....
So it, Ha Somente Um Fred! won't be all about Fred, but I will hope to cover all things DC United, let's see how it goes.
ENJOY!!
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Gotta Share: The Bar-Kays Soul Finger
Smooth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About Last Night: The Hall Monitors, PBR and Jack Evans
Journeyed to the Black Cat to catch The Hall Monitors, I also caught the break ups and DAN MELCHIOR UND DAS MENACE. After several pints of PBR I noticed a slightly older dandy at the next bar stool, was I SURPRISED to find that the dandy was none other than the good Georgetown resident Jack Evans. after buying round after round Jack, in a moment of clarity, admitted to me that he is not broken up one bit about all the animosity from his Shaw Serfs......He confided in me that he employs one style of rule, DIVIDE and COnquEr. Made famous by the Brits during their world conquests. Many historians think our current problems in hot spots around the globe are due to the power vaccum created when the brits gave up their colonial rule in the early 20th century..... But anyway, is anyone really surprised? I am not surprised, so please divide and conquer away my friend, divide and conquer...**
Remember to vote!!!!
A vote for Jack Evans is a vote for death and murder, Georgetown style!!!
Ginger, of the Hall Monitors, goes super nova!!!!!!
**most of the above is untrue!!!
Surprise surprise surprise
Classic!
Remember to vote!
Listening to this
and this
as well as this
and of course this
oh yeah don't forget
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Shaw residents go Apeshit, Evans could give a shit....
Our blogging buddy over at Off 7th sent Jack Evans (he wasn't alone many other upset Shaw neighbors sent emails as well)an email asking what actions Jack Evans will take to fix the rift in the neighborhood.......
What Off 7th got back sounded more like a campaign speech than a cure all:
From: jackevans@dccouncil.us
To: xxxxxx; shawneighborhood;
Cc: xxxxxx
Subject: [ShawNeighborhood] RE: So Jack...
Dear Off7th Guy- I have been in the pre-legislative meeting and legislative
meeting since 8:30 this morning which lasted until almost 6pm. I read
your email and emails of other residents regarding the ECCA meeting last
night. As the Ward 2 Councilmember, I have attended each
citizen/civic/ neighborhood and other associations in my Ward at least
one time a year, every year. This month I was the guest speaker at ECCA.
I am also speaking at the following meetings in the month of February:
Kingman Place NW Residents meeting, Dumbarton Condo Association meeting,
James Senior Building meeting, Mt. Vernon Neighborhood Association
Awards Banquet, Blagden Alley Neighborhood Association meeting, and the
Sheridan Kalorama Neighborhood Council, just to name a few.
I saw on an earlier blog someone invited me to attend an upcoming CCCA
meeting and I'd be happy to do so.
As the Councilmember for all residents, I am continuing to work on the
issues in your neighborhood and others in ward 2. In particular, I am
working closely with MPD and other organizations to address the increase
in violence in the Shaw neighborhood. We are also working to increase
economic opportunities. Just today, under my leadership, the Council
voted its final approval for the Convention Center Hotel to be
constructed at Massachusetts Avenue and 9th Streets, NW. We have also
continued discussions with Rhodeside in anticipation of breaking ground
at the O Street Market. Finally, at today's legislative meeting we
passed emergency legislation, the "Home Again Estates at Mt. Vernon
Disposition Emergency Approval Resolution of 2008" to ensure the block
of vacant properties needed to complete the redevelopment of the 1200
block of 4th Street in the Mt. Vernon Square neighborhood is addressed.
All of this follows on the announcement earlier this week that Shaw Jr.
High School will be replaced with a brand new Jr. High school and
community center...a great victory for our neighborhood. Additionally,
we look forward to the construction of the Watha T. Daniels
library...another important accomplishment for the Shaw/Mt. Vernon
Square neighborhoods. Both of these achievements are a step in the right
direction to ensuring our children get a quality education.
I think it is important that we all remain focus on addressing the many
outstanding issues throughout Ward 2.
Jack
My favorite is the last line, Jack Evans it is important that we all remain focused on addressing the many outstanding issues of ward 2. But to openly and publicly stroke the biggest divider in ward 2 and shaw in particular is to thumb your nose at the majority of Shaw's residents.
I propose that we, the residents of Ward 2 and Shaw, make sure we kick Jack out of his part time job as councilman and vote for someone who will oppose hate in all its forms and promote inclusion and openness.
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Evans Attends Racist Hate Group's Monthly Meeting In Shaw
The ECCA, for those not in the know, is the racist community association whose board was hijacked by the notorious racist, homophobic, rapist and pro-fascist Leroy Thorpe. This is the the same Leroy Thorpe who, through dirty political dealings, was able to hijack our ANC as an unelected parlimentarian and turn our ANC into an inefficient and ineffective local government body......
The ECCA, a community association, lately has taken to barring local residents and community leaders (read ANC commisioners), who do not bow in undulation when in the presence of the second coming of the prophet Mr. Thorpe.
Is this the behavior we want in an elected leader of ward 2?
Again , Jack Evans could give a crap about Shaw!!
Friday, January 25, 2008
Enough of the DOuchEBaGs, Here's Fecal Face
I suggest you take a look at this website that puts the bay area's art sCene under the microscope. Its so good I am putting a permanent link to your right.
VIsiT Visit Visit Visit!
Listening to NOW!!!: Holy FUck "MilkShake" off LP
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
A reason not to spend your money in Virginia!
A Republican state senator from Fairfax County has introduced a proposal that would allow a boss to fire employees who don't speak English in the workplace, which would make them ineligible for unemployment benefits.
I plead with my readers to do the following;
a) not spend money in Virginia,
b) erase Virginia from your memory
3) mail detritus, fecal matter, and any dead rodents to:
Sen. Ken Cuccinelli II
Senate of Virginia
P.O. Box 396
Richmond, VA 23218
or
10560 Main Street
Suite LL-17
Fairfax, VA 22030
Thank you for your support!
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
LArry David Obama New Hampshire
"Haven't we had enough with Bushes and Clintons and Bushes? The country needs a shower - a good, long, hot shower. That's what Obama is, a hot shower. So fresh you can smell him. Delicious."-- Larry David, on the campaign trail with Barack Obama in New Hampshire
There is something dirty about Hillary....
Change!






