Fastest DMV on the east coast

To renew my registration it took me a total of 7 minutes
That includes waiting in line to get my number: I13.

13 is my lucky number today.

God, i love the Maryland MVA!!!!!!

Screw this place

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

merde sainte l'amour français mon emplacement

au profit de mes 15 lecteurs français d'hier je leur donnerai un poteau entier complètement en français, grâce à Babelfish. 
Pourquoi vous rendez-vous à la baisse d'un chapeau ? 
Ce qui est avec le rire ? 
Ce qui vous pensent au " de limite ; fromage mangeant le monkey" de reddition?
Quelles sont vos pensées sur votre poutine mangeant les cousins nord-américains du Québec ? 
Gerard Depardeu est-il pour vrai ?
 Et faites tout le Français pour prendre une pisse dans le bas-côté quand ils ne faites pas obtiennent leur manière ?
 Qu'appelez-vous un baiser français ? 
Qu'appelez-vous pain grillé français ? 
Mangez-vous du pain grillé français ? 
Appelez-vous des pommes frites, fritures de liberté ? 
Sarkozy, comment obtient-il les hotties ? 
Merci Ayez un jour splendide. 
oh ouais, merci pour prendre le temps de s'arrêter près


sincères amitiés
Puissant ! (Mighty!)

Been a little while

In the time that we last talked, I have done the following

• Missed the Virgin Fest due to 102 degree temperature, sorry chk chk chk
• Admitted to Providence Hospital due to temperature
• Was infused with enough antibiotics to kill a small nation
• Battled with R2Drug2, Providence Hospital's drug bot
• Bought an electric mower
• Mowed my lawn
• "OOOOOed and AHHHHHed" over a praying mantis *see below picture of said mantis on my garage
• DID NOT CELEBRATE, REMEMBER, nor FORGOT 9/11
• Did not eat at the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut
• finished painting the two smallest rooms in my house

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Yuck

This is the most disgusting thing i have seen ever!!!

Profiting off of TRAGEDY!??!

Why is Giant attempting to profit off of a tragedy?
I don't want to remember the horror of that day.
I doubt Giant will close on the 11th. Shame on Giant for only thinking of their profits.

Baked! Cheetos

I love you!

No regulars so i'll type about my kidney

<p>I'm sitting at the transplant center waiting for my cytogam infusion. Which means sitting on my ass for four hours while meds slowly drip into my veins.&nbsp; My donor, at one time, came in contact with a herpes type virus that lies dormant in their organs.&nbsp; I knew the risks and signed off on taking a possibly infected kidney.  The doctors informed me that 8 cytogam infusions would help my body not contract the possible virus (a type of herpes).  Today's infusion is number seven, the eighth and final is scheduled for a month from now.

Infusion appointments are long and slow.  To complicate matters, i was late to the appointment by 10 minutes, and since the cytogam is made to order here at the hospital I have to always wait up to and hour if I'm late by five or ten minutes.

So here i sit waiting for my meds to arrive.

9 Indians viewed this site in the past 24 hours

Wow!!

for my Indian visitors

wrong Indians??

Whoops!

Ganesh hawtness!!!!

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Why???

I've never mentioned michele bachmann banana or michele bachmann deepthroating a banana or michele bachmann is bananas or michele bachmann takes bananas up the hoo ha.

So what gives??? Tell Me, I dare you.

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Nine fourteen the next day

I survived Irene. Was asleep by 1:00/1:30!  The 3 espressos i had at 4:00 yesterday did nothing!

The power that was Irene was quite impressive. Would love to experience something like that again, however, my home would not like to experience that again. Too stressful for all involved.

Thanks for tuning in.

12:39am Irene has brought it

Wind and rain.. Irene not playing around.

Kinda crazy and nerve racking.
Can't stare out window any longer, as the trees are to big and the destruction they could cause freaks me out

Every few minutes the lights flicker, but we haven't lost power yet FINGERS CROSSED KNOCK ON WOOD

Its inevitable though.!

Not gonna sleep tonight.

Hopefully the house is still here tomorrow and not blown out to sea.

Will have more updates

Two minutes after eight, breaking out the survival kit

Be safe!

quarter past six on Saturday

well, Irene is here, rain has been constant since noon and the wind is definitely picking up. Gust come through the neighbor sending the rain horizontal.

our neighbors to the north in hyattesville have had a few downed trees (landing on their home)

The gutter out front of the house is now a large creek. Thankfully the drain down the street has not backed up. Fingers crossed it continues to flow flow flow.

This might be a long night

BTW no water in the basement, the crickets are not happy.

Almost three thirty

Wind is picking up.
Home Depot is crazy busy.
People smoking by the propane, crazy.

Irene bringing the fury???? Not quite. But it might get crazy yet.

One o'clock something happening

The Kop singing "i just can't get enough'

Irene still boring.

Thinking of taking a nap later.

46 minutes past noon, irene more of same

And Jordan Henderson scores for Liverpool
:)
Irene is still boring.

Half past noon, Irene knocking on the door

Gentle rain and small bursts on wind.

I'm taking a break from putting together a grill in the shed to watch Liverpool destroy Bolton (fingers crossed)

Uh oh, the wife had close the window a bit. Why? Water starting to come in.

BLTs for lunch, yum!

10 minutes to 10. Where are you Irene?

Nothing
But a nice warm breeze is a blowing while I enjoy my cup of coffee and the Bundesliga.
Bayern v. Kaiserlatern (sic). Always go for the ünderdog.

40 minutes past midnight, GREEN DAY are POSEUR FUCKS

still nothing

no rain

no wind

Green Day on live at Lollapalooza.

Green Day are a bunch of poseur douchebags

Stoopid looking old men fucks

Green Day Geriatric Fucks!!