this blogspot website is interesting..
but what is the point of this blog??
and I thought my grammar was bad, my nigga!
The moody goth english as a second language blog!
egg of the day, in spanish!
awesome, surfers who can write and draw! Probably not at the same time.
Friday, March 25, 2005
stuff
the office- is just a recasted version of the english show... I don't mind... Steve Carrel is probably the funniest person ever.
xtc's english settlement- I remember going to a Whalers game against the Bruins and my father refusing to listen to this album on the car ride. considering what else I was listening to at the time, i would think that the reprise would be welcomed.
terry schiavo- little known fact, she's a vegetarian.
the wedding- a year away and nothing as of yet planned, AWESOME!
xtc's english settlement- I remember going to a Whalers game against the Bruins and my father refusing to listen to this album on the car ride. considering what else I was listening to at the time, i would think that the reprise would be welcomed.
terry schiavo- little known fact, she's a vegetarian.
the wedding- a year away and nothing as of yet planned, AWESOME!
Thursday, March 24, 2005
$65
That's all until pay day!
Can I make the weekend?
Whom am I kidding? Of course I can, its not like I ever go out!
I have steaks in the freezer to get me by!
Can I make the weekend?
Whom am I kidding? Of course I can, its not like I ever go out!
I have steaks in the freezer to get me by!
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
where you at?, the whole city CAN HEAR YOU!!
What is up with the walkie talkies?
Cool when you're 7 years old while playing army man (which I did a lot of tween the ages of 6 and 15).
Needed if you are on a work site that requires communication without delay.
Un cool if you are wearing hi-heels, cargo pants or anything from the faux Louie Vitone line .
I don't need to know that Ray-Ray was sucking face with Tyronia at da club.
Other things I officially don't need to know:
Where you at?
Where your baby's daddy is at?
Amount of Rock Creek Cola needed for breakfast.
That Fat Arnold requires a 18 pack of Sunkist, a bag of doughnuts, 2 slim jims and a stick of butter.
Where you at?
Cool when you're 7 years old while playing army man (which I did a lot of tween the ages of 6 and 15).
Needed if you are on a work site that requires communication without delay.
Un cool if you are wearing hi-heels, cargo pants or anything from the faux Louie Vitone line .
I don't need to know that Ray-Ray was sucking face with Tyronia at da club.
Other things I officially don't need to know:
Where you at?
Where your baby's daddy is at?
Amount of Rock Creek Cola needed for breakfast.
That Fat Arnold requires a 18 pack of Sunkist, a bag of doughnuts, 2 slim jims and a stick of butter.
Where you at?
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
$20 and a Dream
I am officially an investing bitch!
I have accepted the ways of the capitalist elite and thrown my money at an organization that will use it to invest.
$20 and a dream.
I love gambling!
I have accepted the ways of the capitalist elite and thrown my money at an organization that will use it to invest.
$20 and a dream.
I love gambling!
Monday, March 21, 2005
Stove Top Crack Maker
Ginger (pronounced GING-HER, its the British pronunciation), my fiance, thought as a Valentine Day present a Stove Top Crack Maker (Espresso Maker) would be the ultimate I LOVE YOU present. At the Ninja Monkey Bat Cave Headquarters we like our coffee strong and black, so in fact it was the ultimate I LOVE YOU present, albeit the platinum diamond thing on her finger should be the ULTIMATE.
Even after we agreed, months in advance, that due to budget restraints Valentine gifts would not be bought, she broke down and the gift was bought and we have enjoyed it almost everyday since.
Saturday, I experienced a coffee overdose.
Headaches mean NEED MORE COFFEE. Saturday I awoke with a killer headache that could only mean caffine withdrawal, so I started the morning with three cups of coffee at Reeve's. Returned home to clean up a mess (left by a departing 18 yr. old soon to be sister in-law, which I am sure will be covered in full later.), and proceeded to have 4 cups from Stove Top Crack Maker (Espresso Maker).
Needless to say by 10 PM, Saturday I was sick, I wasn't wired awake just sick. I spent Sunday sleeping off the headache that came with the withdrawal.
Monday morning I still have a headache. And my stupid NinjaMonkey3000 brain is telling me to "HAVE MORE COFFEE."
I happily oblige.
Even after we agreed, months in advance, that due to budget restraints Valentine gifts would not be bought, she broke down and the gift was bought and we have enjoyed it almost everyday since.
Saturday, I experienced a coffee overdose.
Headaches mean NEED MORE COFFEE. Saturday I awoke with a killer headache that could only mean caffine withdrawal, so I started the morning with three cups of coffee at Reeve's. Returned home to clean up a mess (left by a departing 18 yr. old soon to be sister in-law, which I am sure will be covered in full later.), and proceeded to have 4 cups from Stove Top Crack Maker (Espresso Maker).
Needless to say by 10 PM, Saturday I was sick, I wasn't wired awake just sick. I spent Sunday sleeping off the headache that came with the withdrawal.
Monday morning I still have a headache. And my stupid NinjaMonkey3000 brain is telling me to "HAVE MORE COFFEE."
I happily oblige.
Friday, March 18, 2005
Gay Chicken
Is it all that it is cracked up to be???
Yes and then some.
As a spectator sport, it could be the best new sport since curling or arena football. I would definitly buy season tickets to see the mixed doubles or the Swedish Woman's Gay Chicken Team take on the club team from Goa, India "Goa Go-Go's" (their unique team uniforms of Go Go Boots and thongs could be big sellers at the local Moddels or Champs).
Yeah Gay Chicken.
BTW When playing versus a man in a kilt. The kilt always wins.
Yes and then some.
As a spectator sport, it could be the best new sport since curling or arena football. I would definitly buy season tickets to see the mixed doubles or the Swedish Woman's Gay Chicken Team take on the club team from Goa, India "Goa Go-Go's" (their unique team uniforms of Go Go Boots and thongs could be big sellers at the local Moddels or Champs).
Yeah Gay Chicken.
BTW When playing versus a man in a kilt. The kilt always wins.
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
ASS Problems at the Ninja Monkey Bat Cave Headquarters
After the midnight run to BUR (name of store changed to protect the innocent), for Preparation H for my lady friend, little did I know I would start to have some ass problems of my own. Luckily my anus is not popping blood vessels (thanks to South Beach). But over the past two days I have noticed an irritation low on my left ass cheek (think where the ass and the upper thigh meet, but more ass than thigh.)
Needless to say it appeared right where my ass hits the chair. My boney butt ain't helping either. It feels as though my ass bone is causing the irritation from the inside.
So anyway, I think my office chair needs to go. To lessen the pain I grabbed a throw pillow from the reception area's many couches.
Upon further investigation of the office chair it seems two ply burlap does not act as sufficent padding for comfort.
I know what you are thinking, what was the midnight run for Preparation H all about. That, ladies and gentleman, is for another time.
Feel free to correct my grammar, I am sure it sucks!
Needless to say it appeared right where my ass hits the chair. My boney butt ain't helping either. It feels as though my ass bone is causing the irritation from the inside.
So anyway, I think my office chair needs to go. To lessen the pain I grabbed a throw pillow from the reception area's many couches.
Upon further investigation of the office chair it seems two ply burlap does not act as sufficent padding for comfort.
I know what you are thinking, what was the midnight run for Preparation H all about. That, ladies and gentleman, is for another time.
Feel free to correct my grammar, I am sure it sucks!
Blowing up Fish
Thanks Smith for making me remember Danny Kissling.
I just spent an hour Googling Danny Kissling to see if he is still calling in Bomb Threats and inserting firecrackers into helpless fish.
As a 12 year old I couldn't fathom the realities of what we did that day.
Now I am depressed, thinking back, to the poor poor helpless Sunnies as their faces exploded in mid-air to the delight of two 12 year olds. One clearly the follower (me) and the other an evil devil child who would eventually call in bomb threats because he was dared to.
Where is he now?
So this is a first attempt at a Blog!
Correct my grammar and stuff, if'n you wish!
I just spent an hour Googling Danny Kissling to see if he is still calling in Bomb Threats and inserting firecrackers into helpless fish.
As a 12 year old I couldn't fathom the realities of what we did that day.
Now I am depressed, thinking back, to the poor poor helpless Sunnies as their faces exploded in mid-air to the delight of two 12 year olds. One clearly the follower (me) and the other an evil devil child who would eventually call in bomb threats because he was dared to.
Where is he now?
So this is a first attempt at a Blog!
Correct my grammar and stuff, if'n you wish!
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