Uh Huh!!!

Who said mechanics needed to know proper grammar & English?

Cat #1.
Cat #2
Dark and Stormy AV

So I thought about posting about how all my friends are trying to fuck each other (literally, figuratively, symbolically, and spiritually) and then freaking about said fucking action or maybe posting about the ingestion of drugs in public, or posting about how I have a lack of true male friends or about how bad I smell after not showering for 48 hours, but then I decided against it!

Instead, take a look at these photos I took with my mobile phone!

Jill likes to draw on her belly!

My niece, the bathing beauty!

Crucified and electrified!

Just crucified!

Driving to Pittsburgh!

Quote from a friend!

I shed a tear a moment ago when i read this. I liked it so much I had to immortalize it here.

• "is ok little buddy. if i had a practice space i'd be in a band with ya and we could do drugz and write crazy person music!"

Even though it is full of bad grammar and some missspellings, the sentiment is there. I seriously did shed a tear.

Trading Spouses

Yeah I know!

Giving obese, ugly, American christians a bad name. Intolerant Ignorant Bitch. Funny stuff search for the video link.

Cats are Stupid

Yeah, they might fool 95% of the human population into thinking they are more intelligent than a MENSA member. But, I am onto them. They are no smarter than your common house fly and nothing more than good actors.

Check it!

and this!

VIVA LA CANADA

Why can't i be in a band that produces fun interesting music?
These guys didnt feel the need to drink beer from a shoe to make the show more fun and interesting.

I say VIVA LA CANADA.

Beware

If this man tries to sell you a $100 belt, walk away slowly. Though he won't bite he might pass on his sense of style. (Which I have to say is quite stylish)
To bad the dam belt fell apart 2 weeks into owning it!

Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny, I can't get you out of my mind!

Obviously!

also there is this: http://music.ibiblio.org/pub/multimedia/puzzle/deerhoof/256/gore_in_rut.mp3

That was not heart of Palm

Guess what I am back!

I think the title adequetly explains the look in the picture.

The Buffet at Bellagio is fine. Just don't try the Heart of Palm, you will truly be dissappointed.

Question do you still tip 15% to 20% if all the waitress did was bring you sodas and waters? (note to self & future tippers, I never had to ask for a refill)

picture on a blog....will it work

July 4th Celebration on July 2... so awesome....

the pool is filled with Ramen........wrestling in ramen ain't all that it is cracked up to be....

PaRTY party PartTY

Spent the July 4th Weekend drunk and happy..

Actually the word is buzzed, for I never lost my balance nor did I worship at the porcelin altar.

Shoes were sipped from, boobies were seen, trampolines were bounced on and Ramen wrestling was watched.

Those Killloggs/Dirtfarm folks sure know how to PArty.

I was also thoroughly educated on what it is to be a PUNK ROCK ARTIST by the one and only Elaine Clark, she's such a sweety, even if she woke with grass in her mouth.

Dear Anonymous Poster

Who's the f**kW*d now?

BTW

How's Momma?

Have you thrown her from the train?

Kids Rock Ethiopian Non Rock Casablanca

sidewalk chalk and water came together on saturday to form an amalgous mess of bleedy pinks, blues and yellows on the slate at Rock and Romp to the sounds of Gist, Carol Bui and Laura Burhenn, which was lost to superhero trio of Marcos, JP and Jake. Ideally the should have been thwarting the attacks on the hall justice by the stripped shirted villian. But alas every hero has his flaw, and their flaw just happened to be CHALK.
After much debate and cancelled movie plans the real kids decide to eat and drink ethiopian. While others decided to see a geriatric rcok band, I walked home to view Casablanca for the first time.

Blogs

Mommy blogs?
Comfy Clogs?
Lumpy Dogs?
Yummy Grogs?
Pass a log?


Have I entered a world of the domestic executive?

Not only 'am I a geek, but a total LAMO!

I watched Amber and Rob's Wedding;

AND LIKED IT!!!

At least I didn't have a hard on, oh wait, nevermind :(

The geek formerly know as Mighty!

One word for Stars Wars: Revenge of the Sith

SUCKS

To all your questions!!!

I Just Don't Know Any More!!

In other news, I am geeking out on Wednesday by waiting in line for Star Wars, I have tickets and a light sabre that will hold my place in line..... Who is a geek? I am!!!!

Anti-Gas Pellets

Sorry for not posting but the last week or two have been hectic..
Both sets of parents in town.
Birthdays to plan (my own)
And rock shows to attend. (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CHECK OUT DEERHOOF IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE)
Rockshows to perform in..(We played the Make-out Party number 7.)

I have the odd habit of forgetting to eat dinner...Luckily, my girl Ginger(nickname pronounced he English way not the Gilligan island way) reminded me by calling at 10:30 to say she was gonna stay a little late at work.

With little options and no cash I decided to cook up the can of refried beans that had been staring me down the past couple of days.

Gassy foods and I (probably everyone as well) make for inconvenient smells, sounds and vapors. Luckily I remembered to ingest a couple of those new-fangled anti-gas pellets.

A night that should have been full of music, blandly moved forward with nary a sound or stink.

Three cheers for the anti-gas pellets!.....

we need a leader?

where have all our cultural leaders gone?

uncorrupted and not bought & sold by big business?

Why am I not a citizen any more?
Is anyone else sickened by the fact that our "leaders" now consider us as consumers and voting blocks and not american citizens?

we need a leader, who will be the first to use his empty Coke bottle as a Molotov Cocktail?
that'll be my leader, I'll gladly buy his shoes!

Chocolate Cake for Breakfast?

Guilty as charged!

I'm on the phone, bitch!

This thing up to my ear is what is known as a phone. It allows people to communicate with each other over long distances. It is very difficult for me to understand what you are saying when I am on it talking about projects and the like with our colleagues.

Nice try with the, "I didn't see you were on it." Next time, look at me and I am sure you will notice the plastic handset placed up against my face. I'm not just talking to myself for fun...