If this man tries to sell you a $100 belt, walk away slowly. Though he won't bite he might pass on his sense of style. (Which I have to say is quite stylish)To bad the dam belt fell apart 2 weeks into owning it!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Beware
If this man tries to sell you a $100 belt, walk away slowly. Though he won't bite he might pass on his sense of style. (Which I have to say is quite stylish)To bad the dam belt fell apart 2 weeks into owning it!
Monday, November 07, 2005
That was not heart of Palm
Guess what I am back!
I think the title adequetly explains the look in the picture.
The Buffet at Bellagio is fine. Just don't try the Heart of Palm, you will truly be dissappointed.
Question do you still tip 15% to 20% if all the waitress did was bring you sodas and waters? (note to self & future tippers, I never had to ask for a refill)
Monday, July 11, 2005
picture on a blog....will it work
July 4th Celebration on July 2... so awesome....
the pool is filled with Ramen........wrestling in ramen ain't all that it is cracked up to be....
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
PaRTY party PartTY
Spent the July 4th Weekend drunk and happy..
Actually the word is buzzed, for I never lost my balance nor did I worship at the porcelin altar.
Shoes were sipped from, boobies were seen, trampolines were bounced on and Ramen wrestling was watched.
Those Killloggs/Dirtfarm folks sure know how to PArty.
I was also thoroughly educated on what it is to be a PUNK ROCK ARTIST by the one and only Elaine Clark, she's such a sweety, even if she woke with grass in her mouth.
Actually the word is buzzed, for I never lost my balance nor did I worship at the porcelin altar.
Shoes were sipped from, boobies were seen, trampolines were bounced on and Ramen wrestling was watched.
Those Killloggs/Dirtfarm folks sure know how to PArty.
I was also thoroughly educated on what it is to be a PUNK ROCK ARTIST by the one and only Elaine Clark, she's such a sweety, even if she woke with grass in her mouth.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Kids Rock Ethiopian Non Rock Casablanca
sidewalk chalk and water came together on saturday to form an amalgous mess of bleedy pinks, blues and yellows on the slate at Rock and Romp to the sounds of Gist, Carol Bui and Laura Burhenn, which was lost to superhero trio of Marcos, JP and Jake. Ideally the should have been thwarting the attacks on the hall justice by the stripped shirted villian. But alas every hero has his flaw, and their flaw just happened to be CHALK.
After much debate and cancelled movie plans the real kids decide to eat and drink ethiopian. While others decided to see a geriatric rcok band, I walked home to view Casablanca for the first time.
After much debate and cancelled movie plans the real kids decide to eat and drink ethiopian. While others decided to see a geriatric rcok band, I walked home to view Casablanca for the first time.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Blogs
Mommy blogs?
Comfy Clogs?
Lumpy Dogs?
Yummy Grogs?
Pass a log?
Have I entered a world of the domestic executive?
Comfy Clogs?
Lumpy Dogs?
Yummy Grogs?
Pass a log?
Have I entered a world of the domestic executive?
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Not only 'am I a geek, but a total LAMO!
I watched Amber and Rob's Wedding;
AND LIKED IT!!!
At least I didn't have a hard on, oh wait, nevermind :(
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Monday, May 16, 2005
To all your questions!!!
I Just Don't Know Any More!!
In other news, I am geeking out on Wednesday by waiting in line for Star Wars, I have tickets and a light sabre that will hold my place in line..... Who is a geek? I am!!!!
In other news, I am geeking out on Wednesday by waiting in line for Star Wars, I have tickets and a light sabre that will hold my place in line..... Who is a geek? I am!!!!
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Anti-Gas Pellets
Sorry for not posting but the last week or two have been hectic..
Both sets of parents in town.
Birthdays to plan (my own)
And rock shows to attend. (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CHECK OUT DEERHOOF IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE)
Rockshows to perform in..(We played the Make-out Party number 7.)
I have the odd habit of forgetting to eat dinner...Luckily, my girl Ginger(nickname pronounced he English way not the Gilligan island way) reminded me by calling at 10:30 to say she was gonna stay a little late at work.
With little options and no cash I decided to cook up the can of refried beans that had been staring me down the past couple of days.
Gassy foods and I (probably everyone as well) make for inconvenient smells, sounds and vapors. Luckily I remembered to ingest a couple of those new-fangled anti-gas pellets.
A night that should have been full of music, blandly moved forward with nary a sound or stink.
Three cheers for the anti-gas pellets!.....
Both sets of parents in town.
Birthdays to plan (my own)
And rock shows to attend. (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CHECK OUT DEERHOOF IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE)
Rockshows to perform in..(We played the Make-out Party number 7.)
I have the odd habit of forgetting to eat dinner...Luckily, my girl Ginger(nickname pronounced he English way not the Gilligan island way) reminded me by calling at 10:30 to say she was gonna stay a little late at work.
With little options and no cash I decided to cook up the can of refried beans that had been staring me down the past couple of days.
Gassy foods and I (probably everyone as well) make for inconvenient smells, sounds and vapors. Luckily I remembered to ingest a couple of those new-fangled anti-gas pellets.
A night that should have been full of music, blandly moved forward with nary a sound or stink.
Three cheers for the anti-gas pellets!.....
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
we need a leader?
where have all our cultural leaders gone?
uncorrupted and not bought & sold by big business?
Why am I not a citizen any more?
Is anyone else sickened by the fact that our "leaders" now consider us as consumers and voting blocks and not american citizens?
we need a leader, who will be the first to use his empty Coke bottle as a Molotov Cocktail?
that'll be my leader, I'll gladly buy his shoes!
uncorrupted and not bought & sold by big business?
Why am I not a citizen any more?
Is anyone else sickened by the fact that our "leaders" now consider us as consumers and voting blocks and not american citizens?
we need a leader, who will be the first to use his empty Coke bottle as a Molotov Cocktail?
that'll be my leader, I'll gladly buy his shoes!
Monday, May 02, 2005
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
I'm on the phone, bitch!
This thing up to my ear is what is known as a phone. It allows people to communicate with each other over long distances. It is very difficult for me to understand what you are saying when I am on it talking about projects and the like with our colleagues.
Nice try with the, "I didn't see you were on it." Next time, look at me and I am sure you will notice the plastic handset placed up against my face. I'm not just talking to myself for fun...
Nice try with the, "I didn't see you were on it." Next time, look at me and I am sure you will notice the plastic handset placed up against my face. I'm not just talking to myself for fun...
Friday, April 22, 2005
Target Revisited
The people who don't watch Survivor, CSI and ER are weird... They tend to congregate at Target and buy smelly candles...
Note to self when shopping for smelly candles DO NOT place nose to candle in an attempt to smelly the plastic scent... Hundreds, if not thousand, have done the same thing before you arrived.....Thank goodness I never buy smelly candles...
Is it just me or do the new Star Wars action figures look like cheap black market knock offs of the originals???(circa 1978) what's the deal.........
Note to self when shopping for smelly candles DO NOT place nose to candle in an attempt to smelly the plastic scent... Hundreds, if not thousand, have done the same thing before you arrived.....Thank goodness I never buy smelly candles...
Is it just me or do the new Star Wars action figures look like cheap black market knock offs of the originals???(circa 1978) what's the deal.........
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Recognized
So, wow, I am famous!!!
Not really...
I have been toiling away in this rock band for over a year now.
Saturday night, party time at Herr Docktor Doom's, in conversation with some one I had never met before she says to me
"I know you"
To which I reply
"oh really?"
"Are you in Shoddy Workmanship" (another band, that we have played with before).
I attempt to correct her by saying,
"Well no, put my band has played with them..."
Before I could finish my sentence she blurts out the $64,000 answer.
"THE BOLOPHONICS, oh I love you guys."
One word....
Awesome!
Not really...
I have been toiling away in this rock band for over a year now.
Saturday night, party time at Herr Docktor Doom's, in conversation with some one I had never met before she says to me
"I know you"
To which I reply
"oh really?"
"Are you in Shoddy Workmanship" (another band, that we have played with before).
I attempt to correct her by saying,
"Well no, put my band has played with them..."
Before I could finish my sentence she blurts out the $64,000 answer.
"THE BOLOPHONICS, oh I love you guys."
One word....
Awesome!
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Ode to a little piece of plastic
Oh, tiny chunk of plastic
You're black and coarse and you felt like a boulder
My was I surprised when you fell from my ear onto my shoulder!
You're black and coarse and you felt like a boulder
My was I surprised when you fell from my ear onto my shoulder!
Monday, April 11, 2005
messing with the B O Double S
El Jefe has the perculiar Obsessive Compulsive routine of spray waxing the conference table and neatly organizing periodicals, outside my office, so that their edges run parallel to the desk edges. Little devil me decided to make sure that one of the periodicals was skewed. So far I have seen him pass my door 3 times to inspect said periodical.
Apparently...
... the Marburg/Ebola outbreak in Angola is not a good subject to chuckle about.
Then again I wasn't the one who was at work until 1:00 AM on a Sunday Night.
Come on now people, let me know when my grammar is awful.
The edit tool is quite useful.
Then again I wasn't the one who was at work until 1:00 AM on a Sunday Night.
Come on now people, let me know when my grammar is awful.
The edit tool is quite useful.
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