Friday, April 08, 2005

Why you be hatin'?

First, I need to give a shout out to a random citizen, this angel is one of the few good peeps in the DC environ. Thanks for visiting and I hope you read/visit again.

Second, is it me or is there a lot of negativity in the good music out there. Fine example..Fine song.. Beats, they got them! Mu, why she so angry? Out of breach.

Have a good weekend!

The rock that didn't happen

playing a lizard lounge show is not ideal
first it's in Alexandria, the rockinist town ever (god I wish they created a sarcasm font.)
second it is a multi-level beer hall, where folks are more interested in getting their drink on to the sounds of Kenny Chesney (sic?) then listening to a bunch of indie poppers.
third the rock was certainly not going to be felt, we were opening for a supposed R&B band that has the same name as a congressman. Nothing says rock when you share the name of a congressman.

Coupe detat, is the only description I can give. The majority of the band (read the whole band) said lets drop the show.

Emails were exchanged with the promoter, and as it turns out he apologizes to us for putting us on a bill with a groop that sounds nothing like us. So he let us cancel at the last minute. Plus he promised to give us a couple more shows at a later date.

Now, granted that is a very generous thing for him to do, but it ain't like we are the Wedding Present or even Lejeune. Then again neither of those bands would be caught in shit hole like the Lizard Lounge.

Remind me sometime to tell you about their bathroom...

Thursday, April 07, 2005

sick

so sick of being sick.

what's worse is... i'm not really sick, I am sure it is just a bad allergy problem to the new spores, molds, and pollen flying about. Luckily pressure in my head is not to bad. But my lungs are gunked up with fluid and snot.

sick so sick...

let's get sick is how I wanna spend my day.........I love you Matsumi Kanamori, erhmm and you to Maurice Fulton.

Thanks to Sucka for sending me the link to Congotronics, wow is all I can say.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Happiness is... (part deux)

...almost passing out in Ikea.

why is that happiness, you must ask?

It just means that I was in no condition to go to work the next day.
After calling the office to say I wouldn't be stumbling into work, I slept until 3:00PM and awoke just in time to view Judge Joe Brown and Judge Judy work their magic on the trailer trash of these United States.
Didn't even touch a computer until 5:00PM. At which point I wish I hadn't.

Happiness is not an electric drum set!!

Monday, April 04, 2005

Happiness is....

being seated at 2:25 PM in a restuarant that closes at 2:30 PM.

Thanks Sushi Aoi. We love you. Next time we will be sure to arrive sooner.

Why is it?

The bigger, the uglier and the older you are the amount of noxious perfume or cologne rises exponentially.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Belated April Fools

So its Saturday early evening and I am listening to music.

Gives me hope for monotone!

COPS is about to come on soon. I love COPS, I watch because I look forward to the possibility of seeing people I know running from the PO-PO. Living in North Carolina, New Mexico and Kentucky, you sure do meet a lot of interesting folks who will do anything to become famous.

My hats off to Sucka for pulling off a brilliant first of April prank. You are one of the only in DC to have an actual sense of humor, The Saviours be damned.

My hats off to Junebug McQueen for her most excellant first of April prank. All I can say is we're expecting around October 31. Happy Halloween!!

Never got into Helium, but Lucy is amazing!

Friday, April 01, 2005

Jerking off into the Connecticut River

I painfully sat through a story my boss told about a guy who on a regular basis masturbated into the Connecticut River, while on a bridge, making sure that his 'SEED' went downstream. Oddly enough the story morphed into a conversation about the inappropriate and unprofessional office behavior of our Methadone loving controller.

I feel as though I work on the set of THE OFFICE!

Thursday, March 31, 2005

oh to be 8, 9 or 10 again!

Had it and now I want it back!

Is it wrong...

... to choose a vulgarity as a password??

How do you make up your passwords? Old address, pet's birthdate?

Speaking of wrong, but it is oh so funny!!

And another thing, what is with good bar bands sounding like other more popular bands? The phenom of coldradioplayhead type bands is really lame. If your musicians are good, why not write something that sounds original???

I'm just mad 'cause Ginger was all about how cute their singer was. Turns out he was making moves. I found the concealed sticker she got, for free, from him. First Les Savy Fav and now Rantings of Eva!!! I mean come on Ginger stick with the bigger more establish Williamsburg Band, dont' slum around for the band from Georgia. Remember the last good thing to come out outa Georgia, shudder!

Another thing, what's with the three tiers of effects pedals.....Offender! It still sounds like a guitar!! And another thang lose the Flash on your website, it reaks of state fair wanna be. But your singer is hot, so you got one good thing going for you!

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Legos, Absinthe and beer hunting

Friends of the us here at the Ninja Monkey Bat Cave HQ hold an annual beer hunt every easter (or as close to it as possible) since they both work in theatre it is usually the monday following easter.
I always look forward to visiting with Jim and Christine because they never stopped playing with legos. Jim has acquired enough Star Wars oriented legos to film another 3 episodes. I found myself on his couch with the various Star Wars space ships all assembled in their Lego goodness mimicking the sound or what I thought to be the sound of these imaginary intergalatic flyers. Oh the joy.....
Well as you guessed it instead of hunting for eggs, Jim and Christine took the time to hide alcoholic beverages around their tiny apartment for their guests to search. Yipppeee..... Imagine 7 people tearing apart their shoe box of an apartment in search of mini bottles of beer and hard liquor. Behind legos walls. Inside stuff animals. Behind books. Under couch cushions.

In reward for our fine hunting, not only did we get to keep the mini bottle of beer and liquor, but Jim treated us to Absinthe (ritual and all).

Nothing beats playing Star Wars with an Absinthe buzz.

Did I

Did I witness what I thought I just witnessed? An elephant and a baboon teasing a child by throwing peanuts at its head. I'm guessing the circus is in town.

Blogs

sorry tammy scumbag!!

I read what you typed(wrote) and I had to share. Work for Idle hands is her blog, and I have to agree. So I blog.....

I am new to this Phenom..... and i think it might help me figure it out!

If only I knew what it was!

Monday, March 28, 2005

fatboy "ouch, my skillz are whack" slim

contrary to popular belief fatboy slim is not fucking in heaven...
we understand that there can be technical difficulties but some of your transitions sucked ass (not all, just some)

I still had fun

you can be my personal dj any day

Friday, March 25, 2005

wuh?

this blogspot website is interesting..

but what is the point of this blog??

and I thought my grammar was bad, my nigga!

The moody goth english as a second language blog!

egg of the day, in spanish!

awesome, surfers who can write and draw! Probably not at the same time.

stuff

the office- is just a recasted version of the english show... I don't mind... Steve Carrel is probably the funniest person ever.

xtc's english settlement- I remember going to a Whalers game against the Bruins and my father refusing to listen to this album on the car ride. considering what else I was listening to at the time, i would think that the reprise would be welcomed.

terry schiavo- little known fact, she's a vegetarian.

the wedding- a year away and nothing as of yet planned, AWESOME!

Thursday, March 24, 2005

$65

That's all until pay day!

Can I make the weekend?

Whom am I kidding? Of course I can, its not like I ever go out!

I have steaks in the freezer to get me by!

Target

A place where people take their fat single friends shopping!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

where you at?, the whole city CAN HEAR YOU!!

What is up with the walkie talkies?

Cool when you're 7 years old while playing army man (which I did a lot of tween the ages of 6 and 15).
Needed if you are on a work site that requires communication without delay.

Un cool if you are wearing hi-heels, cargo pants or anything from the faux Louie Vitone line .

I don't need to know that Ray-Ray was sucking face with Tyronia at da club.
Other things I officially don't need to know:
Where you at?
Where your baby's daddy is at?
Amount of Rock Creek Cola needed for breakfast.
That Fat Arnold requires a 18 pack of Sunkist, a bag of doughnuts, 2 slim jims and a stick of butter.

Where you at?

Tuesday, March 22, 2005